Jason Neugebauer

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

@brooke_bulmer *being able to drink every night because you hate your life.

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

Yes I still use twitter

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

At Costco, standing in the 10 Grills or Less line.

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

@karelpeterss @BayleeAitchison it's not that great

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

2015 was cool I guess

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

@brooke_bulmer @RasJaura @victoriaa_hawes This whole conversation gave me cancer.

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

@Riley_pit 's hair is my spirit animal

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

@alanaredka getting real tired of seeing you bunnys runnin around the neighborhood, might have to call animal controll. #karlisdownthestreet

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

I knocked over a stack of pickled esparagus at work😒

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

Sleep is for the weak! So I guess I should go to bed...

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

I just watched lightning strike a house out my window

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

Costco is love, costco is life.

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

Everyones having fun this weekend and im just sitting at home

[Kasia Wisniewski @kasia_wazowski]

Had a fun day at Turkey Point beach today with @JasonFooNeuge 💕🏊☀️

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

You know its gonna be a good day when the first thing you do Is spill coffee on your white shirt

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

*Gets a call from glenview saying you missed class today

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

Summer is gonna be over by the time the snow starts to melt #ProblemsEh? #poorplants #confusedbirds #sealblubber #CanadaIsSorryForTheWeather

[Jason Neugebauer @JasonFooNeuge]

So flat tires are fun