Chankla Van Damn

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@obiwankenobree 😭😭😭

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@bbyswisss

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@bbyswisss How did you know?!?

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@stephie_lark HBD!!!

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Thank you, Tequila

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@AuntCunt Samezies

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Oh…. I’m ready.

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"You do an amazing job of trying to put out my fire while you too are on fire" -Maybe, the best compliment I've ever received.

[Chankla Van Damn @JasonGallardo]

Can I take a Defense Against The Dark Arts class at Palo Alto or Sac? I think that would be worthwhile.

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@underscoreTX So proud of you, Brotha!

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It's FRIDAY! It also may, or may not be, The Thuggish Ruggish Bone.

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It's not July... Ju Liar!!!

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So, everytime I need to break down something for someone at work or wherever, I say the same thing:
"Ok. Here's the situation........... The parents went away on a week's vacation..."

Nobody ever gets it.
😔

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@News4SA Do people really still say "Fireman" and "Policeman?"

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@SueMel29 ❤❤❤

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I'm still here, El Guapo!

[News 4 San Antonio @News4SA]

EMERGENCY: SA Pet's Alive officials said the air conditioning unit has broken down at their location off U.S. Highway 151 near Old Highway 90 West and they need to foster these animals TODAY.

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Tonight at Bonds! L.F.G.!!!

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@underscoreTX THIS is why I love you!!!