Jason Goulet

🐬⬆️ Don't delete me Elon. I'm not a bot I just don't really use this

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

@D1__JW a Pats fan was so thrilled about the outcome of the game Sunday Night that he ripped off my taped on nameplate while exiting the stadium.

Any chance you can help with a more permanent solution for my next away game in Philly? 🐬⬆️

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

@JamesOKeefeIII GM

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

@BarackObama amazing

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

@realDonaldTrump good

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

@PatMcAfeeShow Colts +6.5, Vikings +1.5, Steelers +3.5 #PMShowBigBrainStuff big underDAWG week

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Mike McDaniel on announcements: "Tomorrow there's a player's birthday. I should announce that. I should announce my wife went to the grocery store, which is exciting because I'm a big snack time guy. Outside of that, oh, I would like to announce I'm very excited for practice."

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

Congrats on the new job @Matt_Bowen36. So humble, not telling people you made it as an ESPN writer

[Matt Bowen @MattBowen41]

ICYMI: The go-to moves for the #NFL draft’s top pass rushers. Bosa, Williams, Allen, Burns, more. (E+) https://t.co/pQYjdX3K7R

[tchrispy @turnerchristie5]

@McConaughey odds out of 10 you donate $20,000 to our Delt Chapter in Maine

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

That 15 second SpongeBob "Sweet Victory" clip was the biggest blue balls of the 21st century

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

@Nate_Berube15 I feel you there. Never have to worry about that with my team either 😂

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

I’m a Capricorn

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

Cody Parkey showing why he used to be on the Dolphins

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Sacks this season:
Khalil Mack: 12.5
The Raiders: 11.0

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

Of course the one game @rrgoulet and I decide to go to is the loss

[Chris Kouffman @ckparrot]

Did I mention that after beating the Bills and Patriots at home the Gase-Tannehill combination are now 10-1 at Hard Rock Stadium? That’s almost Patriot-like. They score an average of 27.1 points.

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

Redskins VS Cowboys is such a fitting NFL game for Thanksgiving, except the Redskins should be the home team

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

This is beautiful

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

[Jason Goulet @JasonGoulet]

You know you're at umaine when the loudest the student section gets is when the speakers play Seven Nation Army at a football game

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The Little Engine that Could’s “I think I can” chant feels inspirational at first but it’s in direct contrast with the teachings of Yoda.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The unit moves out this morning to Cincinnati to battle a unit of Tigers for one finale exercise. Do not fret, I shall not see action, likely nor should their leader, Capt. Dalton — a commander so intense, it has been said his head is ablaze. I miss you.
— Andrew

[BigHeadBS💨 @BigHeadBS]

In honor of the 49th anniversary of the "moon landing", let's take a moment to remember the time a 72 year old Buzz Aldrin punched a conspiracy theorist who said it was fake...