Jason Humphries

Honestly, I don’t tweet much anymore. somebody will take offence, the bastards.

[Jason Humphries @JasonH1973]

Jesus wept 😢

[Defence Index @Defence_Index]

BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza.

Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon.

Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat. This can collapse structures and cause blast effects similar to a nuclear detonation in terms of overpressure, but it is not a nuclear weapon.

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Metropolitan Police confirms that Arsenal's parade is the biggest ever parade held in the country.

Over 1.5 million people estimated.

[Footalyse @footalyse]

This has blown me away. Hollywood couldn’t create a scene like it. The most lied about players, manager and fanbase. Everybody deserves this day.

Including those losers who are probably readying their “cringe” and “performative” Arsenal tweets 😂

[Sam Dean @SamJDean]

Yeah this might be their best hype video yet

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Well, I suppose you could call that sleep. The big day is here!! Safe travels to everyone making the late trip to Budapest this morning. Enjoy the day, wherever else you may be watching around the world. 20 years we’ve waited for this. COYG! 🔴⚪️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Adam Bennett @adbennoEFC]

It’s almost as if constantly raising the retirement age results in less jobs coming into the market to be passed down to the next generation.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I don't want to see technology advance anymore. We don't need more ai. We don't need a new iPhone every year.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fake jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures ??

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

That smear campaign didn’t work LOLOLOL

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

I know a lot of people are struggling in the job market, so here is my foolproof advice for landing your next job.

First, pick a close relative of yours who is a managing director at a big company. It could be your dad, your uncle, or any other close relative.

Then just ask them for a job. Easy. Hopefully this advice can bring the unemployment rate to zero!

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Ron Manager Remembers Nottingham @ronmanagernottm]

Today, I shall entertain my neighbours by playing London's Burning in the garden. For hours.

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

2023 worst people in the world list.

'He isn't that bad'

He is.

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Three ways to wear bread to impress your guvnor.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

🔴 Smugglers and Scholars ft. @KillerMike is out now…⚫️

⚫️https://t.co/99zOQkSwuh

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The internet used to be full of websites; there were millions of them and you could browse for hours and come away smarter rather than dumber. Now there are four sites and they've made half the population illiterate. We've destroyed a wonderful thing, and it has destroyed us.

[Karl @gyovertz]

My take is that we should treat Martinelli like a Hale End kid. Signed at 18 from the Brazilian 4th division to this level of player and his contributions throughout the years is just as if not more impressive than making it as an academy prospect

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My company introduced a new AI tool to “save us time.” Then added weekly meetings to discuss how we were using the tool to save time.