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I’m trying really hard. A crazy brain.

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw @Macys Smart water in cans?!

[jason @JasonInBK]

I’m not hating Z-Pain. It’s very Me First and the Gimme Gimmes with a dash of Blink and Post. Love that recipe.

It just gives cornered in a bar with that one spit-talker while “yes mmhmm”ing it and you put up with it since he keeps buying you rounds and your too nice vibes.

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw I know nothing about crochet hooks but these are the sexiest ones I’ve ever seen. Shiny, sleek, and voluptuous.

[jason @JasonInBK]

Invest in fluoride now? Who knows it’s all poinstless

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw It’s so good. Give Carmen all the roles.

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw I didn’t know if it was a callery pear or an old oak or something. I read and listen to too many tree blogs. I’m just here for fireman chainsaws.

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw Do you know what kind of tree it was?

[jason @JasonInBK]

I can’t wait for Monday in NYC. How is the heat turned on? Who has the air conditioning in the office out of sync because low 60’s high 80’s. . It’s layering season. . . IT’s FALL. Dress like it’s 1955 outside but be open collar on the inside (of the hot office) on the inside.

[Variety @Variety]

Tyler James Williams poses for photos at the #Emmys. https://t.co/6fYj8z3hRt

[jason @JasonInBK]

I love that #Tcgs started at 9pm and lasted an hour and you can get livestream tickets on your couch.

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

OH, DAVID!!!!!

(Donald refuses to acknowledge the existence of a female moderator)

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

donald passing along a threat from his boss

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

new slogan debut

[jason @JasonInBK]

A TRADGEDY

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw TB released arguably the best stoner food of all time, Doritos Loco Taco, in 2012. Those stoners that first tried it lives were forever changed and they are mid/early 30 marketing execs by now so tracks.

I wish I had an AVP to watch it live and large in 360’

[jason @JasonInBK]

@waywaw Grown adults pay to do ice barrel baths this genius doing it for free.

[jason @JasonInBK]

@kennymellman

[jason @JasonInBK]

Put a cheese soup in your burrito

[jason @JasonInBK]

I’m not drunk I’m just old and tired.

[jason @JasonInBK]

Already know the antagonist of The Killer is a chode because he streams Morrissey in his ears.