Jason Kornblatt

Expert in: Ghosts. Hindsight. Experience with: TV show plot twists, tea. Skills: Optimism, reflexive apologies, non-reflexive apologies, A.I. animation, Word.

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Very blessed to have Teddy Roosevelt in my corner: https://t.co/DuRyivKrAh

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@Airaasayss 179

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@princess_ehmy @modernhistory Marriage is beautiful, but also ugly. Like a pug.

This is a 61-year-old adorable pug.

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Listen to "William Shakespeare Gives a 'Dead' Talk - Shakespeare 'Done' With Doubters!" by The Seance Sessions - A.I. Heard You Were Dead. https://t.co/63pU0LjTkc

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Hi all. If you're a fan of history, ghosts, or musicals, I recently summoned Alexander Hamilton to get his take on "Hamilton", his legacy, infidelity, and more!

Watch it here: https://t.co/JiTgBRktVE

Or, if you'd rather not look at me, listen here: https://t.co/qcs2IJshca...

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@ABC According to the article, local witnesses said this occurred 1,000 yards from the aid site, more than half a mile away.

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Funny Smug Man Cartoon Colorful Mug - Wealth Bragging Humor Gift, 11oz, 15oz, Kitchen Decor, Coffee Cup, Tea Mug, Office Desk Accessory https://t.co/EWV1qA9lb5 via @Etsy I mean... barely. But still.

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Attention all white collar criminals. (I missed this, perhaps you did too).

https://t.co/IKoYdvZd8V

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@JohnCleese Now this is a fantastic piece of timeless political commentary. Well done, John Cleese.

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@ElonMNews You should use the that energy to make robotaxis happen instead. But if you DO switch it back, please partner with WB and make a cereal called tweeties.

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@HistoryInPics A dog, obviously. A Beagle, I believe. Resting.

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Despite the shady title, this is a hopeful article for anyone who'd like a bit more hair. Share it with your balding friends, or enemies.

https://t.co/AF6y8jSgXG

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“Jason, use the spf50 on your back.��� “Y’know, I think I’m gonna try 30 today.”

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I��m fairly convinced that my existence is part of a hastily conceived lab experiment to examine how Man copes with mild inconvenience, poor diet and exercise, varying degrees of embarrassment and baldness. Is it just me?

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Would you rather go on vacation this year, or buy a steak?

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If everyone's broke, who's booking all these hotel rooms for August? Please stop.

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This is a huge story in the balding community.
@McConaughey says his hair grew back with the aid of an ointment, but neglects to name the ointment... Why!?!?

https://t.co/4o5Ddvqu3u

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@GovRonDeSantis @FLGuard Why not?

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@BizzMacc @AdamBaldwin @billmaher @RealTimers Sir or ma’am, no one wants your guns. Enjoy

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I need to spend $260 on my credit card in the next three days, or I forfeit $1250 in reward points. It's like a sad version of "Brewster's Millions." Jason's Dozens! Help! What should I buy?