Jason Kronstat

Founder, Tech Lead, Engineer, Sailor. @TuftsEECS alum. I made @directathletics, @tfrrs and @meetpro. Currently building things at @flosports.

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@Astrophysicslad I hope it's about how we catfished the universe

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Why do humans store their children’s names in a linked list? Doesn’t scale at all. Poor design.

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I just asked a four day old baby if he’s seen Michael Clayton. I wonder what the record is?

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@jburkejburke @Google You must have many non-large photos.

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The always relatable Wall Street Journal source

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An amazing actor with an incredible career. Perhaps one of the least “chameleonlike” actors in film history.

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Bought a Toyota today in a color named “Cement.” National Lampoon-ass color

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@thisisjonc @andrewculver Create a Rails Engine as a separate repo, put the shared models there (and the shared db config and schema).

Add it as a git submodule to each project.
Do not use isolate_namespace.

https://t.co/NgnBd7DDfn

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@BeshearStan Every former New York City mayor since 1993 has run for president, excepting Adams, who hasn't had the opportunity yet. The only one to win any delegates was Bloomberg in 2020.

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My Hop On Pop obsessed toddler is so ready for this: https://t.co/i6C85nKQdY

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@Predamame Waving is going the way of the movie theater, sad to say.

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This is what the SAT used to be like

https://t.co/VsazWy1X93

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From WSJ:

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Why would the character have a name so close to the actress playing her? Thought I was having a stroke.

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I never realized how many bangers Julianne Moore made until @Criterion declared Julianne Moore Month. Wow

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Mitt Romney got a lot of crap for saying “the trees are the right height” but when you visit the wooded area you grew up in it hits instantly

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The two Twizzler factories are not aligned at all

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I don’t want to live

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This should be in the same category as Temple Grandin’s inventions. It literally has a catch with you.

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The Ice Age movies are shameless in prioritizing cheap animation. They're all subtitled Journey to the Featureless Void and any new characters are just existing characters with different colored eyes.