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[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Lovin’ all the costumes today! It's weird seein’ yourself everywhere. Kinda like Being John Malkovich, but with more khaki and less John Malkovich. Which is a shame ‘cause nothing's improved by subtracting John Malkovich. Uh-oh. I'm saying Malkovich too much. Malkovich. Malkovich

[iamjason @JasonLeeSegal]

@azcat92 @SCE Back online !!!

[iamjason @JasonLeeSegal]

@azcat92 @SCE I did. I’m on Stanford st. What’s going on?

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[ABC News @ABC]

Growing outrage after a zoo visitor tossed a lit cigarette into an orangutan enclosure, prompting the ape to pick it up and smoke it. More than 1M people signed a petition to shut down the zoo after the incident. The zoo says it regrets that it happened. https://t.co/nxWlMGDFg5

[iamjason @JasonLeeSegal]

@Timcast @VaushV This convo needs to happen.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

so he watched slavery happen and did nothing?

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

Dutch photographer used AI to create a realistic photo of Jesus and damn, what can I say, he looks like family.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

My God

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

No fans? Not on FOX Sports.

Thousands of virtual fans will attend FOX’s MLB games this Saturday.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Bureaucracy creates complexity. Complexity creates loopholes. Loopholes create unfairness. Government should be simpler. Taxes should be simpler.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Here are some suggestions for new names for the Redskins, some more serious than others. Offer yours below and we can have some fun with this. 😀👍

Warlords
Red Giants
Justifiers
Generals
Monuments
Gladiators
Super Patriots
Swamp Dragons
Humidity
Lobbyists
Politicians

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

Angelenos: let’s slow the spread of COVID-19.

Wear a cloth face mask.
🚫 Not some of the time you’re near others.
🚫 Not most of the time.
✅Use it every time you are near people who don’t live with you.

[Alex גדעון בן װעלװל @JewishWonk]

A strange aspect of bigotry is how the actions of the oppressor become justified through stereotypes they impose on the oppressed.

Whites enslaved Blacks and then called them lazy. Europeans segregated Jews and made them lend money and then called them greedy and insular.

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

What part of 2020 are you on? I’m on the part where the President of the United States uses Twitter to call for vigilante mobs to hunt down black people during a global protest against racial injustice

[LA Public Health @lapublichealth]

Los Angeles County Showing Increases in COVID-19 Cases, Hospitalizations and Positivity Rates; Residents Urged to Take Caution - 23 New Deaths and 2,169 New Cases of Confirmed COVID-19 in Los Angeles County. View https://t.co/V2yexkMJKi for More.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

San Francisco police officers will be replaced with trained, unarmed professionals to respond to calls for help on noncriminal matters involving mental health, the homeless, school discipline and neighbor disputes, as part of a new wave of police reforms https://t.co/F5x2CM4mdk

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Tweet others as you want to be tweeted. Golden rule.