The Keymaster

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@tobytarrant Helmet is too kind a word for him. He is a clunge

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@PoliticsJOE_UK @elonmusk This hasn’t aged well

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@FT You couldn’t make this stuff up

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@Poundland sorry to say had a poor experience in your Ashford County Square store today. A damaged small cook pot where the handle had fallen off - manager refused to sell it to me despite me not wanting the handle! Now to be crushed. Environmental disaster

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@lynnnaylor1954 @Kevin_Maguire A significant contributor to the current problem is that the number of working age people per pensioner is dropping, now at 3:1. Young people will be lucky to get a pension, let alone a home.

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@AnnSchn2 @slinkywong @Peston Ann I think the problem is that relative to income housing was much cheaper in my day and maybe yours. When the young of today cannot get on the housing ladder it indicates that the system has gone wrong. Failure to rectify will impact ability of young people to pay our pensions

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@DanNeidle @Benson40Joseph Dan what if your 22% tax applies on the £1,600 plus anything in top? Make much difference?

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@YPLAC hurrah new pavement parking powers suggested in DevolutionWhite Paper today!

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⁦@YPLACspotter⁩ at last, this is in the new Devolved Powers White Paper released today

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@PlashingVole @YPLAC @WolvesCouncil The fact they are parked on the footway behind a bus stop clearway should be enough to fine them

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This man owns a large business with turnover of more than £65m. This is not a small business!!! ⁦@carolvorders⁩ ⁦@Philmoorhouse76⁩

[The Keymaster @JasonLewis14]

@UKJackery hi Jackery. I have just noticed that your warranty email address on your web site is incorrect and contains a spelling mistake.

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@robcorb @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph @Ed_Miliband So which would you choose - 14 years to sort this out, or 100 days?

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@dave_holland @OctopusEV Dave’s Reform UK tag says it all. It’s not he doesn’t believe it, it’s that has paymasters are telling him what to say.

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@GordonF38802537 @ClaireCoutinho Richard J Murphy did a great YouTube video on this - in actual fact when you follow the money down the entire chain the whole lot comes back as tax.

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@JordeeBrompton It’s a sad time to be alive

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@ListerLawrence @JeremyClarkson @harrym_vids Nigh on £800 road tax probably don’t help

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@barry_halverson @PeterStefanovi2 Because black holes were discovered by science he won’t understand your point….

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@tamcohen Wait until they get into the VIP lane records!