Jason Mount

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@BarbMazb58 @FoxNews Even more inept, if true.

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@DomFreePress Found the guy who's baby wasn't murdered!

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@cnnbrk No one but a lawyer could claim someone in between deep sedation and death is "in agony"

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@Guy1234Hi @FoxNews Could be but ... you just increase the dose. Increase the dose until their breathing stops, increase the dose until the heart stops. It's ... not that hard.

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@DeepLeaksHQ Don’t forget one of the wounds was caused by another caliber weapon than the one that was found at the scene

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@insights_m_x The list is still maintained at your internet provider's servers.

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@Trek3871D @RaynetteBryan So trying to point out election fraud is fraudulent? Ok, got it. Thanks for that insight.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

The people who keep assuring us that non-citizens are not voting in our elections sure do seem pretty upset about today's Supreme Court ruling that says non-citizens are not allowed to vote in our elections.

[🇺🇸 The FJC 🇺🇸 @The_FJC]

Taco bell has been selected the best Mexican restaurant in America.

And that, my friends, is why we have an electoral college.

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@scrothers89 @Pulse_Leaks Congratulations, you’re beginning to understand.

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

Ooops… there goes NET ZERO…

[Britt @TheBatteryMayor]

I left my Falcons tickets in the car last night... This morning I walk to it and someone broke in and left me 2 more 🤦‍♂️

[el gato malo @boriquagato]

today's finance tip:

accumulate a diversified portfolio of bonds.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Researchers spent 500 hours and $70,000 and found LG TVs logging plain text transcripts in standby, mapping every device in the house, and feeding it to LG's ad arm

Unplug the internet and it saves the files until you plug back in.

LG says its TVs don't record ambient conversations.

The evidence begs to differ.

216 million of these are sitting in living rooms.

Where are the regulators?

Writer: Daniel

[Jason Mount @JasonMMount]

@CNviolations It actually aged juuuuuuust right