Jason “The Thumb” McCoy

Neither a grower nor a shower. I got that beaver fever baby 🦫. Finest Thumb in Boro

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Fraternity scramble today and my buddy who’s ass at golf has a team and it’s 4 players and 2 of them have bags and 2 never played and turns in -8. Nigga please.

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

I wish hooters in boro was open so whenever I get pissed off I can go look at tits like a kid in a candy store

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Fresh pack of dude wipes. Tore through five just to get the first one out.

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Want a cookie nigga?

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

@BakedBaldwin @2puttwilly Off brand!!

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

@mtsumilkman Damn hunter. Was there in the back with the wife.

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Jew on the move. Check the money he dropped behind him. Hit the cleanest 180 to sprint back and get it

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

So broke I’m taking the ole chains I used to rock in high school to the pawn store.

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

If you willingly do Adpi lip sync or aoii all sing you are a phag. Luckily I don’t have to worry about that fagatory shit

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

@BakedBaldwin @VernonCranks @CLEgringo @Woodmaster__ @Bob_RunstheBALL @TheWynndmill Just saw this. Pretty sure I’m your daddy considering I got you into this game. #gayson

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

@Woodmaster__ Matching set son or fraternity hat backwards wearing son?

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

If you’re a guy and u wear one of those “matching sets” that all the chicks wear then you’re fucking gay

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

@JamesTobus Butch I got a pledge brother that does his “daily check in call” I make sure I decline it immediately

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Played back 9 at Indian the other day. On the straight par 4 that’s parallel next to church street after u cross the road. Someone’s grandmother was called to the lord a little bit early. Rest in peace

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Opening day. This Friday is off to a damn good start.

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Weather so good might buy a tandem bicycle for me and the wife to ride

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Fraternity so shit now I drink by myself

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Since January 25th I have received a chat gpt flyer from the Jim’s owner every single day. Is tonight the night I go?

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

Can’t drive. Already out of liquor. I knew this shit would happen.

[Jason “The Thumb” McCoy @JasonMcCoy1970]

@aintlifegrand12 @NachosBoro High society. 7-10. The band playing I had them at parents weekend. Really good band. Right off the square.