Jason Monk

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@revolutsupport I'm sure you would. Fewer people would be aware of how poor your customer service is if it was kept to private messages.

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@Revolut thanks for a lovely afternoon sitting in a car dealership! I did have plans, but instead I've been waiting 2 and a half hours for you to process my payment for a car that I was hoping to go home in.

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@revolutsupport I have, and nobody has been any use at all.

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@Talldarkfriend I saw you on Sunday Brunch a while ago, and "Is It A Bird" must have been mentioned, so I "taped" it. I've just got round to watching it now. Fucking genius! I can see the culmination of so many comedy legends in your act. So much talent! 🤩

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@Tesco what time does customer service stop these days? I was ripped off at the checkout at your Mickleover store, but nobody seemed interested.

Unless I'm missing some extremely small print, I've been charged £13.50 for something that should have cost £10.

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@dunn_andy34718 @carolvorders Being stabbed.

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@SpencerMatthews I've just seen you on telly this morning, and it really warmed my heart. You're such a lovely bloke!

Please keep it up. You've made me smile during a period of depression, and what you're doing is amazing! xxx

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@BBCBreakfast I replied on WhatsApp, but didn't even get an automated response. 😔

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@stwater have you increased everyone's monthly payments by 226% since April, or is it just me!?

£514 a year is ridiculous for 1 person in a flat!!!

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@Petramid @LBC I remember seeing on Facebook that Ascot Drive was closed that day, and looked it up.

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@BBCBreakfast I would just like to correct @astro_timpeake if I may. He mentioned on your program that our nearest star is 4.25 light years away, but that's our 2nd nearest star. Our nearest star is only 8 light minutes away. 😎

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@JeremyVineOn5
This was what came to my mind when you asked the question about "rabbit and pork".

https://t.co/Sp49AU5zu6

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@BillBailey He was always my favourite comedian on Cats Does Countdown. It's such a shame he's gone. 😔

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@AngryBootneck @AndyPlumb4 When I saw the post I went to comment, and saw the number of previous comments...

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@natives_root Happy Birthday! 🎉🎉🎉

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@Christo03770888 My brother used to like "moo cow" biscuits as he called them.
@Petramid

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@JeremyVineOn5 with reference to Matt's comment regarding less and fewer, the same does apply with much and many, and it annoys me when people say things like "I haven't got much egg corns."
#JeremyVine

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@jamalimaddix Hate Thy Neighbour is fascinating, as well as upsetting. I find it so hard to believe that despite living with the benefits of diversity, we are still divided by it. We are all individual people on this planet. We are not part of a collective group.

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@leicspolice I find it sickening that we're experiencing times reminiscent of the 1980s. I thought we'd moved on from that.

I also think the police have done an amazing job, and need to be commended. I certainly wouldn't want to have to face what you've been up against. ❤️

[Jason Monk @JasonPMonk]

@Xcellent78 @jessphillips It's televised!