Jason Pestell

Comedian. Seeker. Word Engineer.

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Starting in 2026 the AFL just announced the Top 18 teams will now compete in a Wild Card Round where everyone will compete for a Participation Trophy.

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Game recognises game. #sampangtonight #davidtench

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@adele_liam @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher 37? In your prime.

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Ain’t no way that Rosemary weighed the same as Potatoes. #rigged #masterchef @masterchefau

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Big fan LG. Knock twice…. Genius. But have you considered just one switch to turn a light on?

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Loving this Triple M Hottest 100.

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I too would be embarrassed if there was footage of me at a Coldplay concert.

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Watching MasterChef, I just realised that the white guy that wears their hat backward are two different people. #MasterChefAU #imnotracistbut

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Microwave dinner directions told me to heat on high for 3 mins but first Pierce film.
I’m now halfway into Mrs Doubtfire but pretty sure the dinner had gone cold.

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When they out of Hot & Crispy. @KFCAustralia

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@elonmusk

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@bigalcomedy @elonmusk At least we see the needs of those from both sides.

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Should have been Higher. #hottest100

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Is it still "Free Speech" if you turn the comments off?

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Do you like how light can burn you? Then you will love Lava Lamps.

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Remember when a 40 inch TV was enough.

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I accidentally typed “cost of loving” and now I feel it’s more accurate.

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Quick Squid Game question. Is it better to watch with Subs or a Dom?

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Let Konstas bowl the first over. I wanna see what happens. #INDvsAUS

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I want to be ready for the second season of Severance but I have ironically forgotten how season one ended because I have been focussed on work.