Jason Pippenger

just hanging out in the comment section dropping zingers😁

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@Floridashing @swisher1776 I’ve got enough dong to choke a mule….nobody wants it. Holding dong feels like im stockpiling dogshit and dirt, waiting on the big fertilizer boom to come around.

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@samtripoli Would?

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@QuantumTumbler Rosetta Stone says wtf

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@MichaelRapaport I meant flag

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@MichaelRapaport What a fag

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@majeed66224499 You misunderstood me. Only the black and white ones silly.

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@majeed66224499 Everybody would be unfu#k@ble. This problem would eventually correct itself. Personally, I'd rather fornicate with livestock.

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@majeed66224499 @RedMGthaOG She had a memory foam mattress but it forgot

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@samtripoli No ass. Looks like she farted and hit a backdraft

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@IdoHalbany @ismail_lamie They? Definitely on the damn spectrum

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@krassenstein Fu#king retard.

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@realtimsharp @StephenKing Read the book,Kim, before you talk shit. In the book, instead of a blood pact they ran a train on a teenage girl.

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@SarahHuckabee Israel bought themselves a southern b*tch, how fancy.

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@StephenKing These basic and essential mofos ain't done shit but rob me. You're just a blackmailed pedo doing what you're told.

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@majeed66224499 @patelsjxrp Awwww poor pedo

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@Prolotario1 Still waiting on this “larger manhood” breakthrough. I’ve been watching infomercials for years stating they have that magic pill but there is still a lot of baggy crotches out there

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@MrJoKeR604

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@majeed66224499 @Raymond99757533 You gotta go pretty heard to earn that name in america. Ass to mouth is the only way 🤷

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@RandiWhite You just insulted midwestern dads.

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@elonmusk Damn, even the transitionals are forming cults now. The scariest part is you can’t even be sure that there is a set of testicles to kick in a tight squeeze.