The Whole of The Moon

The Autodidact Shepherd of the Northeast. Founding editor of FTM Magazine. Resident of Earth

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

#dearaliens - Spray Tans we’re just Humans dying their skin to appear darker.

As if they’d been laying by the pool or on the sea shore, to represent their luxury in Time. Only dye.

If you go back far enough, Egyptian Pharaohs did this to signify that he too worked in the Sun

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I did the Teenage Dirtbag Trend thingy - what a set of photos 😂😂✌🏻

https://t.co/wQwYF0AfCv

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

Capitalism has stolen out Generational Wealth

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

Nope, idk how to use Threads on Twitter #leftforliketwo or three years 👎🏻

Feel free to teach 🤙🏻

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

A story with a line that stuck with me- in order to Trust a Site, we’re trained to look for clues of falsehood. And that a main way to tell is to see if they have “a Reputation to Consider

That’s my Goal. To be unimpeachable. To Trust that when I’m not around the Stories are 💪🏻

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

I asked my Fiancé (Thank You 🫡) her thoughts on some of the editing styles of my TikTok Account. She said “that depends on your goals here.

And then The Simulation gave me (via NPR in our car radio presets during the exact time I was using the car for 30 minutes straight-

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

Did you know that Jason was the first name to ever exists? / Be recorded via the Tales of Jason and The Argue-Nots (yes, I know ((it’s really Argonauts…. The… wait a second Twitter…. Guys, guys…. I am

QUICK, fucking push Tweet!

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

You’ve been doing it right so we’ve been charging you less Bro, your new card isn’t attached to your Phone Account #dearfuturejason

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

I was “Classically Trained” for singing along by my years as a Mormon 😂😂😂 #bookofmormon is this Summer’s #hamilton for me in here

How do you link up with a new branch? 🤔

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@Mythical Your hair is an NFT that chronicles your Channel via Thumbnails

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

Oldest Child, Oldest Cousin
I’m practically an Uncle

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

These new Broncos are 👌🏻

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“We should judge our home’s ability to have been a connection to Underground Railroads by their ability to harbor Deer”

- J.R. Crane

Very true, I thought of this as my puppy was Restraint Barking from the back patio doors at a Deer eating from the Bird Feeders in the back

[MØRG∆N//T∆YLØR @morgvntvylor]

This made my day today

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

Invention idea: Floss Wand with compartment for floss that you pull over what looks like one of these disposable pieces of trash and come in packs of 25… @getquip

[The Whole of The Moon @JasonRBallard]

This simulation suit is strange- I must put tiny discs in my eyes to use them properly

[Che @Astro__Che]

@hankgreen I made this zoom out using my own images!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is how sea cucumbers eat
https://t.co/KC7IWqdFuH

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The Supreme Court ruled that the EPA doesn’t have the authority to protect the environment… so what IS their job now?