#dearaliens - Spray Tans we’re just Humans dying their skin to appear darker.
As if they’d been laying by the pool or on the sea shore, to represent their luxury in Time. Only dye.
If you go back far enough, Egyptian Pharaohs did this to signify that he too worked in the Sun
A story with a line that stuck with me- in order to Trust a Site, we’re trained to look for clues of falsehood. And that a main way to tell is to see if they have “a Reputation to Consider
That’s my Goal. To be unimpeachable. To Trust that when I’m not around the Stories are 💪🏻
I asked my Fiancé (Thank You 🫡) her thoughts on some of the editing styles of my TikTok Account. She said “that depends on your goals here.
And then The Simulation gave me (via NPR in our car radio presets during the exact time I was using the car for 30 minutes straight-
Did you know that Jason was the first name to ever exists? / Be recorded via the Tales of Jason and The Argue-Nots (yes, I know ((it’s really Argonauts…. The… wait a second Twitter…. Guys, guys…. I am
QUICK, fucking push Tweet!
I was “Classically Trained” for singing along by my years as a Mormon 😂😂😂 #bookofmormon is this Summer’s #hamilton for me in here
How do you link up with a new branch? 🤔
“We should judge our home’s ability to have been a connection to Underground Railroads by their ability to harbor Deer”
- J.R. Crane
Very true, I thought of this as my puppy was Restraint Barking from the back patio doors at a Deer eating from the Bird Feeders in the back
Invention idea: Floss Wand with compartment for floss that you pull over what looks like one of these disposable pieces of trash and come in packs of 25… @getquip