@BorisJohnson BREAKING NEWS
While on set of the new live action Mr Benn film the character actor Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (known as Boris) was singled out by a Police drugs sniffer dog. Downing Street later stated they could not comment on the situation...
Wha..wha..whaaaaa...
I have been thrown out of Parliament for saying what we all know:
Boris Johnson has lied to the House of Commons and the country over and over again.
But I’ve got news for the Tories, I will never stop speaking truth to power!