Jason Rohan

侍衛尊 露伴 Writer, Engineer, Teacher and Japanophile - Author of the Kuromori saga and the brand new S.T.E.A.L.T.H. series. Books One and Two out now.

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@AlexRohanmtg @worldlycounsel @HeavyPlayLLC @BooseMtg I see you rawdogging there. 😂

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@AmazonUK Un-freaking-believable. Amazon can't deliver a package to a locker after trying four days in a row; can't redirect the address; can't contact me to tell me there's a problem; can't have the driver call me to collect; and can't let me pick it up myself. WTF?

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There’s nothing stealthy about the excitement and action packed thrills in S.T.E.A.L.T.H Rising Storm. What a reading ride! Thank you ⁦@JasonRohan1⁩ @NosyCrow #read #reviewed #available #adventure #recommended #supportsmallbusiness

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@AlexRohanmtg Which address are these 20 boxes being delivered to? In other words, is donkey here going to be schlepping the crates upstairs to your room?! 😬 🫏

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@KieranJFanning Sadly, they'd rather lose $100m on the same old same old than risk it on anything new.

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@AlexRohanmtg @worldlycounsel @Mengu09 @Myra00_mtg @ArchaeusDota The view is a tad different from Prague. 😆

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@StNiniansLib Only some? 🤣 Of course, I jest!

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Hi, all. I am upping sticks and moving to a new social media app space which rhymes with GlueSpy. I'm on there as JasonRohanAuthor. Please find me there. Thank you. It's been fun being on here but things change. Best of luck.

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@KieranJFanning @callmarta Ooh...shades of Jeff Goldblum there, my friend. 😁

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@PhilipArdagh Looks suitably terrible. My kind of thing!
Although swapping a freshwater river for a salty ocean dweller is an Eiffel Tower sized plot hole (much like the shark swimming backwards in Jaws 3D). No doubt it's a mutant shark that escaped.

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@KieranJFanning Every cube is a cuboid...

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@KieranJFanning Em dash! Colon if you must. Semi-colon slows things waaay down.

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@MGLnrd And this one, on extreme birding. https://t.co/e8BXx1O3dc

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@MGLnrd Hi! Since I can't DM you for some reason, I'm posting this publicly, FYI. https://t.co/gKkWckdiWa

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@MarinaPurkiss It's like he's been photoshopped in from another party. 😆

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@PhilipArdagh He's also addressing a friendly crowd of climate sceptics and fossil fuel investors. This is like Minford selling the glories of Brexit. I'm all for healthy scepticism but if it smells like 🐂💩, it probably is.

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@InspireELS @sufiyaahmed @KidsBloomsbury @ldlapinski @orionbooks @cakesthebrain @HarperCollinsCh @NosyCrow @NosyCrowBooks @JSW_writer @WelbeckKids @LucyAnnUnwin @publishinguclan @NottsLibraries @NottmLibraries @OpenUni_RfP @HubFlying @BromleyHouseLib @MidlandsCLS @LRENorthants @NottmCityOfLit @Booksparksuk @Literacy_Trust Oh, wow! My gast is well and truly flabbered. Thank you so much. I'm honoured. 😊