JasonSWoodrow

Author, husband, human. Father to 3 kids I suspect have designs to slowly off me. Splitter of infinitives. Love hamburgers and Nutella, but not together.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@upliftandlift I would love to know how all of their husbands have actually reacted to this. I know if I were spread across TV behaving like that over a half-dressed young woman then I’d return home to find the house empty, the car gone, and an “invitation” to a court date.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Free advice to execs from this Silicon Valley Congressman: Nothing could be dumber than forcing Americans to pay for a streaming service to watch an NFL playoff game! Try actually innovating like Steve Jobs instead of squeezing a buck from these type of shenanigans.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@united Do we have to put you on social media blast to get a simple answer? What’s wrong with you people?

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@united Why would 590 leave 9 min EARLY when you know not everyone is on board, especially a minor on 658 who needs to get home?!! C’mon, how does that make sense?

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@united Why would 658 leave 9 minutes EARLY when you knew some weren’t on board yet, much less a minor on 590 who needed 658 to get home today?!! Why leave EARLY?! Answers?

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@AnnLesbyPhD @n4hpg This reply is one of my all time favorites. 😅

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@ChrisDavidGill There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrub, and he almost deserved it. —C.S. Lewis, Voyage of the Dawn Treader

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@elonmusk I can’t fathom why you’d make this a poll question. I’m sure you know that most people are utterly unqualified to express an opinion on this topic, yet most will also think themselves very informed and knowledgeable.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

1980s in grade7 I said pvt corps must start work on pvt rockets. Kids chuckled; teacher pitied my naïveté, explained it “cld nvr happen.” (Said it at @ctyjohnshopkins & kids got excited.) @elonmusk @SpaceX

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@neiltyson I’m embarrassed how long it took me to get that.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

My tweet vibe all day tomorrow:
#elonmusk #itsbeenalongsixmonths #heresafreeboxtoclearoutyourdesk

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@VFan115 @EsotericTheoria @IliaTrachsel It seems you’re taking a very non-Orthodox approach to the Bible in order to explain your hesitancy about Orthodoxy. The issues you raise are of small consequence for Orthodoxy (for example, differences between Gospel accounts). There are excellent podcasts that get into this.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@IliaTrachsel Why not until yesterday? That is, what specifically did you observe yesterday that crystallized this to you?

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

Just lots of “Wow!” here:

[Hassan W. Bhatti @hwbhatti]

In 2009, a Stanford business professor:

- Split her class into 14 teams
- Gave each team $5 and 2 hours
- Told them to get as much ROI as possible
- Said they’d give a presentation after finishing

Here’s how it went down + the foundational lesson you can learn from it:

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[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@AmericanAir I’ve already confirmed with three area hotels that their min check-in age is only 18, not 21. Your staff is apparently unwilling or incapable of following up.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@AmericanAir You let our son get on a flight to DFW then cancelled Flight 508; told him to sleep there. Now agent refusing hotel bc “19 isn’t old enough”?! So it’s better he sleep @ airport? And the food voucher just $12 through tomorrow night?! What the hell, @AmericanAir?

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

We can’t just smash two bad things together and claim that one impacts or causes or can fix the other. Bezos isn’t saying we shouldn’t evaluate corporate tax, he’s saying a corporate tax change isn’t the cure for inflation.

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

The newly created Disinformation Board should review this tweet, or maybe they need to form a new Non Sequitur Board instead. Raising corp taxes is fine to discuss. Taming inflation is critical to discuss. Mushing them together is just misdirection.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Until this baby formula crisis is resolved, I sure hope lactating men everywhere will step up to the plate.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

@libsoftiktok The guy who promised to get a vasectomy? Let’s hope he meant it.

[JasonSWoodrow @JasonSWoodrow]

#TeamMusk, I think?

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Free at last! @elonmusk take off my shadow ban homie...