Jason Kinkade

My new book! IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
"The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital
herpes, and $18 an hour employment"

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Here is the free copy of my book: https://t.co/43q98m1pzi

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https://t.co/BJzMO55Pip #COVID19 #herpes #antiwork #arizona

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How is Cheesy Chicken & Bacon not the DEFAULT pot pie?? I can't believe it's gone forever. 😥

[Marie Callender's @_MarieCallender]

@JasonSarco Hi Jason. Thanks for your tweet. We're sorry to let you know that our Cheesy Chicken & Bacon have been discontinued. We apologize for your inconvenience. We'll be sure to inform our team that you want it back. Thanks again for being a fan!

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.@_MarieCallender Why is the Cheesy-Bacon flavor Pot Pie ALWAYS sold out??? Please quadruple the supply.

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#TacoTuesday while on #SpringBreak is better than regular Taco Tuesday!! That's the whole day I can dedicate to tacos...! 🥳🌮

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@POTUS Do all that for Ukraine, but also send the American people a bailout. Life is hard af right now.

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@nathaliejacoby1 I caught COVID for the first time in February, but luckily I was on the other side of three shots.

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Part 1 I’m a poop criminal https://t.co/nxj6HtiwRI via @reddit

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Part 2 What even is this book? https://t.co/x00ETt2LSL via @reddit

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Part 3 The years 2019, 2020, 2021 https://t.co/YAH0sGfBaI via @reddit

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Part 4 A brief history of adolescent trauma https://t.co/lh8ECqnQ3i via @reddit

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Part 5 Life goals https://t.co/Uknkq7Mpx4 via @reddit

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Part 6 I rage quit my job, and have nowhere to work https://t.co/9bwv3XGgTg via @reddit

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Part 7 I rage quit my apartment, and have nowhere to live https://t.co/dSn8DVQqm3 via @reddit

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Part 8 I get a Jewish landlady and an obese housemate https://t.co/DGD0Qaxr4d via @reddit

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Part 9 I get assaulted by a former coworker https://t.co/VEKBljyCxp via @reddit

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Part 10 I discover substitute teaching is an instant-job https://t.co/6AG0czRXPE via @reddit

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Part 11 I go to the state’s education career fair https://t.co/JmzoBwoczO via @reddit

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Part 12 I get rescued by Mexican coworkers https://t.co/hvVWHvJxkP via @reddit

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Part 13 I travel to Chicago for counseling certification https://t.co/KepjzmHccg via @reddit