父 Jason Sparks 父

Adventurer, a pioneer in the energy industry, dance floor legend & cultivator of exotic plants

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Christmas tree and lights up in the town centre #AreYouSure

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Could be the first night of frost

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Check out ABC Disco Funk on @TuneIn Radio http://t.co/JoJPMIBPBZ hangover sorted

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

6 hours training on a 500cc and I'm ready for my MOD1 & a pint! #LikeABatOutOfHellI'llBeGoneWhenTheMorningComes

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Up early feeling good, knowing we will smash the carrot crunchers

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler.......

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Hopefully the last night of fireworks and my dog will stop pissing in the house!

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

What next a Scottish derby kickin off #MOTD

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.

She said she just couldn't take it any longer.

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham, & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich.

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

#TheGreatestTuneOfAllTime http://t.co/PCOMZ0CdDe

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

@xXxJ0DIExXx Too right .. Game on

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

That's the hangover gone, time for a beer

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Groan....#hangover

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

To all you lovely hammers #LetsGoFuckinMental

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Drink more beer or early night #WhatDoIDo

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

Give a man a hi viz and he thinks he's Hitler #fireworks display

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

And so Endith the lesson....

[父 Jason Sparks 父 @JasonSparks6]

5-4-3-2-1 Woooooosh