Jason Szewczyk

If you see the Buddha, tell him he owes me five bucks.

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Kinda feel like I need to tell my girl about the boss I beat in Onimusha last night.

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Our son Thibault is here and his big sisters couldn't be more thrilled to welcome him home. I am grateful for the wonderful caretakers and community of friends who support us, in awe of my fucking badass wife, and delighted to add a healthy baby boy to our family.

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Flora after hearing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen for the first time:

"Wow, he has a lot of energy."

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I got to see my son's heartbeat for the first time today. Not a bad way to start my sabbatical. The girls can't wait to meet their baby brother in September! #ProudPapa #HereWeGoAgain

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It took me nearly 4 years, but I finally cooked a healthy dish that Flora will eat. #Paella #DaddestManOnThePlanet

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I’m not sure how we got here, but Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! by Vengaboys is currently Flora’s favorite song.

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I don’t normally bake, but mom is getting her favorite treat today. #PearPie #HappyMothersDay

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Surprised the girls with blueberry pancakes for breakfast, took Flora to her first research study, did our taxes, cooked a giant batch of paella for the fam, went to a Girl Scout cookie and beer pairing, and had multiple dance parties. It was a good weekend. #DadLife

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David Landau gave me a shout-out in front of a packed Harmony Bar Kids Show crowd for being the strongest dude at the health club. I guess this is what fame feels like. #DadDrip #DaddestManOnThePlanet #LocalLegend

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The answer to the question "How many days spending most of your waking hours responding to your nearly-3-year-old's questions before you completely lose your voice?" is 5.

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I’m just one short flight away from seeing my girls for the first time in over a week. I am Jack’s overwhelming sense of anticipation.

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Papa’s having a pint. #Deansgate #Manchester #AguaDePapá

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I'm leaving the day before Mother's Day to spend a week in the UK for work. Saying goodbye to the girls was hard. I haven't even left the airport yet and I already miss them. ❤️

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Sometimes I get nostalgic when I think about the days when I wasn’t cleaning poopy diapers between fights on the main card. #UFC284 #UFC #MMA #Daditude

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@BellatorPR This was not advertised as such. I signed up for Paramount Plus tonight specifically for this card. I will be requesting a refund.

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Flora has a sister. Her name is Fiona. I can’t wait to see what the two of them get up to! #GirlDad

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It has come to my attention that Liver King's physique may not be attainable through diet, exercise, and the 9 Ancestral Tenets alone. I would appreciate it if you would respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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💎 #UFC281 #UFC #MMA

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The fam is headed home this weekend. https://t.co/yXlja4lWcE