Jason T. Kocher

A cup of tea. A Romantic. Some kind of comedian.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

USE & CARE
https://t.co/AZ7Mv57GFK
It's Not For You.
Enjoy.
#GUTFUDUM

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

I would like a clear phone that lets me see the color of my phone, but with significant tactical texture for grip. It needn't be crystal clear.

Get to it Boffins!

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

I'm started playing "Castlevania II: Simon's Quest".

I already found Dracula's rib, heart and left dick.

Where do I do next?

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Today, should I watch "Fitzcarraldo" or my new 4K UHD "Clue" Blu-ray?

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Very difficult, absurd time for me right now.
I'm playing 4D Sisyphus.

Sisyphus would look at me and go, "DAAAAAAAMN!" lose his grip on the boulder and become 2D Sisyphus.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Someday I'll be able to shave myself, but for now I'll have to keep relying on a symbiotic slug who calls himself Mr. Periwinkle and feeds on my whisker nutrients.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Finally getting back into watching "The Prisoner".

At the subway station I'm going to start exclaiming:

"Who are you?"
"The new Number Two."
"Who is Number One?"
"You are Number Six."
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"

See if someone buys me a drink before I get arrested.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

word
IS
virus
.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

I'm writing a screenplay about a guy who is making a machine to merge his DNA with that of a fly, but then during testing he just teleports instead.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

I'm stuck in "The Adventures of Lolo".

Where am I gonna find a Nintendo Power at this hour?

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Planning to vacation in Barcelona.

Where can I get a Speedy Gonzales costume?

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

I'm replaying 'The Adventures of Lolo' and I can't help thinking:

"In Soviet Russia, Baba Is Me!"

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

On my way to the Elbow Milking Northeast Regional Qualifiers. Wish me luck!

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Working on creating my first videogame called:

I Have No River, and I Must Ford

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

This Halloween, I will celebrate the life of Tim Curry by continuing my tradition of watching "Clue" alone in my apartment.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

If you deleted all the notes from a banjo that allow for a D7 chord to be played, what other chords could you still play?

Trying to do a cost-benefit analysis.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Wow!

D7 sounds like shit on a banjo!

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

My last conversation with Tim Curry was about life and love and laughter. The grim physical state he found himself in has now ended, a blessing. Our blessing was that we had Tim Curry in our lives. RIP, my friend.

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

Is there anything to be done around the idea of "Optimus John Prine"?

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It's been too long since I watched "Gremlins" four times in a row...

[Jason T. Kocher @JasonTKocher]

I have found no greater joy than when I am singing the Adult Baby Mix of Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band's "Shirt".