Jasonn Templeton

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Are you ready? It's #ZlatanTime... https://t.co/s8AsUG6VZF

[Jasonn Templeton @JasonTempletonn]

@EASPORTSFIFA your servers are terrible like why can I not sell any off my players on ultimate team??

[Jasonn Templeton @JasonTempletonn]

@josealdojunior fuck you

[Jasonn Templeton @JasonTempletonn]

@HollyHolm fuck you

[Jasonn Templeton @JasonTempletonn]

@Tyson_Fury fuck you

[Andy Gillespie @AndyGillespie5]

@AskPlayStation @PlayStation the fact that that each month you make millions of all your subscribers and you cant keep the network up 👎

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

At Zuffa Headquarters.

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Just received Raheem Sterling's sicknote.

Seems legit

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Irish fans go mad, McGregor goes mad! Unreal that!

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

MCGREGOR WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tesco @Tesco]

@DeludedBrendan Hmm, I'm not sure mate. Would you like me to check our stores in Southampton? - Mike

[Jasonn Templeton @JasonTempletonn]

Few beers 🍺🍺

[Jasonn Templeton @JasonTempletonn]

The wedding ringer 👍👍😂😂

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

.@RoyalMail I sent an app form to Real Madrid and I've just seen Benitez has got the job. I can only assume my app got lost in the post?

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Hi @realmadrid

Where do I send my CV?

Brendan.

[Angry Ancelotti @AncelottisAngry]

Don't even get me started on Gareth fucking Bale. If it wasn't for the monkey looking cunt i would still be Real Madrid manager.

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

Zlatan once refereed a game of football, he won 2-nil and scored a hat-trick. #ZlatanFacts

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan. #ZlatanFacts