Jason Thomas

Fixer. Overthinker. College sports guy. Parrot Head.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

They’re Sending the Old Man Home.

Hardly a day has passed since 1985 that I haven’t listened to Jimmy. My only tattoo is a parrot. I was looking forward to “A Pirate Looks at 80.” He lived like the rest of us dreamed, and inspired our imaginations. Forever grateful.

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

One of the greatest speeches of the late 20th century, given on the 40th anniversary of one of the most spectacular days in human history.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@turnertyler8486 @DjokovicFan_ Literally no one.

Sure about that? He has no fans? Doesn’t seem to be the case.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@zerohedge Solid performance indicator.

[ABC News @ABC]

A bear was caught red-handed breaking into a parked U-Haul van in North Carolina and making off with a bag in its mouth. https://t.co/fRh7ju9O0M

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@its_The_Dr He’s a comedic genius and thinks in different ways than most of us. That “No shit” was a carbon copy of Clark Griswold. I’ve laughed my ass off for years at Chevy Chase. God bless him.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@AnnieAgar As long as he doesn’t preach a little Gospel, he will be just fine with the league.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

One of my favorite home run hitters! Tough stretch for the Braves.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dangitdale66 @nypost @willcollier There would be nothing left.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dangitdale66 Same

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dangitdale66 Lookin good. The kitchen. I’m talking about the kitchen.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dangitdale66 Only sold in sets of three and you’ll have to open your yard to random family reunions.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dangitdale66 Auditioning for that Mississippi Tourism Influencer gig? Stick to these talking points and you’ve got it in the bag.

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

https://t.co/FY4zUn9fYh

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dangitdale66 @Mediaite I thought that was the new ayatollah

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@BarrySchust @td_nash Trinidad

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

My 86-year old mother is the one who drinks this.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

The 2000 election started a downward spiral. Not the outcome, but the process and the acrimony. We have never recovered.

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@Super70sSports There's no comparison at all. I've never understood why anyone likes the boss, or why anyone calls Springsteen the boss. Fire Lake, You'll Accompany Me, Still the Same, Night Moves, Turn the Page, Travelin' Man, Hollywood Nights are all better than anything from Springsteen.

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomas01]

@dantypo Sam the Butcher, but younger of course.