Jason Todd-Wayne

'Jason no'--@HRBertinelli

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

I'm sorry the old Jason can't come to the phone right now.... Why? Oh because he's dead!

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 17 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

Today is good day for a chili dog.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

@HRBertinelli I knew it!

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

@The_Cowl @HRBertinelli Flowers, dude! Ramona Flowers! Haven’t you seen Scott Pilgrim?

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years (since 17 Oct 2011).
And you? https://t.co/BbVLOaXuRe

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

🎵Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down 🎶

I always expect to be Rick rolled whenever I open a news article talking about how these movie people use Dick's name on shit that happened to me. But I never am.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

I don't understand why adaptations of Dick on screen are always trying to turn him into me.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

"Fuck Batman"? Tsk, tsk. Language, Dick. Language.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

*pops open a beer and starts binge watching Degrassi* I think I died around the middle of season four. Time to find out if Jimmy ever walks again and if Sean and Emma get back together.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

@HRBertinelli That's the spirit.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

@HRBertinelli Exactly. It's early. C'mon, I know a place.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

@HRBertinelli C'mon, let's go get a drink.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

@HRBertinelli Both. Mostly the second one.

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

*Lights a cigarette as he looks down from a warehouse rooftop, looks at his watch* 5...4...3...2..1... *An explosion across the way sets off all the car alarms for a few blocks*

[Jason Todd-Wayne @JasonToddReborn]

Well that was a crappy Thanksgiving.