Jason Voelker

Husband, Father, Business Owner, Transmogrified Scofflaw. Too liberal for conservatives. Too conservative for liberals.

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So let me get this straight. The federal government is now shutdown, which means it’s doing nothing except bombing people, surveilling people, arresting people, deporting people, doling out corporate welfare, and paying members of congress?

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@grok ?

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Hey Grok, did Jason Voelker’s Defragmented Cosmos paper on SSRN predict Ledger Drift—a mild, epoch-dependent evolution of the effective vacuum (dark-energy-like) sector—and can realize thawing-like behavior in the effective equation-of-state parameter w(a)?

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@MattWallace888 That’s people

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@sandrinereynau5 Gf from Christmas past. Hit me up. Aka hacked

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@Dialectiks Poor lady is yet to realize she’s going to end up going thru the same thing with ever man she dates.

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@EmmDeeCutie The application would end up in the trash as soon as you walked out. We have work to focus on and can't afford any distractions, Miss.

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@Alphafox78 Father of the century.

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@notjujubaby That’s ‘gonna bother him tomorrow. Damn.

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@RadioGenoa No homeless people.

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@RealSpikeCohen I skipped school to push carts at Ralph's Supermarket on La Brea in Hollywood, earning a quarter per cart. I saved up to buy cleaning supplies and charged a dollar per car to wash windows, making around $60-80 a day, which was good money for an 11-year-old back in 92.

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@seacheo I used to do ten sets of 20.

I currently could probably hit 15 straight and then be toasted.

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Why is the establishment so threatened by a comedian who gets high and talks about aliens and the MMA?

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Please don't burn you Carhartt gear. There’s countless homeless people in this country who could really use it.

Go ahead any boycott, but burning perfectly good clothing isn't hurting Carhartt and only wastes recourses that could go to many in need.

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@deaflibertarian Water

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@StephXAGs November 1st? I’m out.

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If only all criminal judges were as vigilant in protecting constitutional rights and curbing prosecutors.

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Who do you trust with a gun more?

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@StephXAGs Wow! You’re gonna’ need a nice kitchen since it appears that you’ll be the matriarch and hosting thanksgivings henceforth.

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@StephXAGs That’s beautiful.

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@StephXAGs Nice! When you’re done, are you gonna’ flip it, 1031 exchange it, and do it again? Or are you holding long-term?