JasonW9

We are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves.

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

Now my favourite brand is trolling me….

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Have a break, have a KitKat® #Glastonbury

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Have a break, have a KitKat® #Glastonbury

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@richardbarnes1 Press F5 on all devices to combine the bars

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@realclintonb @saintelsie Another great show from @realclintonb

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

Free 1 x ticket to see @realclintonb tonight in St Helens, can meet you outside and give you the ticket

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@JoJoFromJerz Keep the guns, just ban bullets, problem solved!
Welcome to my Ted Talk

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@MatthewFoster37 @Johnnyboythrash I was about to post that. Bravo!

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@StateOfLinkedIn https://t.co/Xcllefopg3

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I don't care what anyone says, I'm very happy with this.

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@rustyrockets Be Prime Minister

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@DonnaARees That’s my no 1 hated song. I once heard it 3 times in a day in 3 different places, that was a tough day.

[LBC @LBC]

Listeners are branding this James O'Brien’s finest monologue yet as he explains in forensic detail why the Owen Paterson scandal has hit the public so hard.

@mrjamesob

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@realclintonb @The_Lowry @IamRichWilson Brilliantly funny tonight, cheered me up after Utd losing, thanks CB!

[Charli💙 @charli_myatt]

@blissfulfiction When's Christmas??

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

@RichNeville Bravo sir!

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody).

Written / Performed by myself.
Edits by @CarlossRicoo.
#healthsecretary #matthancock #boris

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

£15 Free School Meal vs The @felixprojectuk using a £30 donation.
Look at the difference between the two. Unacceptable.

[JasonW9 @JasonW9]

I had the Pfizer vaccine today and it hasn’t apfpfected me at all and I pfeel pfine. No side apfpfects.
#PfizerVaccine

[The Masters @TheMasters]

From pond to pin! Rahm skips to a hole-in-one on No. 16 at #themasters