JasonWMizer

Psychological thriller fiction that bites back.
The Animal In Us & Tiger Island now live. And there's more to come.

[JasonWMizer @JasonWMizer]

If your looking for a good laugh amidst all the chaos of life, then put Space Cheese in your tbr pile.

Space pirates, extra cheese, irreverent humor poking at the absurdity of life, enough duct tape to try and fix it, and a talking goat.

Trust me. It'll all make sense... If you have a sense of humor.

[JasonWMizer @JasonWMizer]

Two sides? No. There's either quality or quantity. I choose quality. This is the same reason I dislike economies of scale. Walmart comes in with dirt cheap crap, undercutting markets, destroying mom and pops, outbidding everyone because they think they're too big to fail. Screw that.

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I've been kind of quiet lately. Lot's of stuff going on. So let me just say one thing before I'm off again.

Question authority. Especially when authority sounds suspiciously pleased with itself.

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@johnnyrwhitsett Because apparently Orange Man Bad. Give them a minute and they'll say it was Trump's fault the dinosaurs died out.

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@JulieBorowski It's the pinky swear of their 50th crime that really counts.

[Timothy Robare, Author @AuthorTRobare]

Russell has an absolutely insane deal going in. The man is basically giving it away!

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@DWARussell22 Hey, I recognize that. 😊

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@everymovieplug I could watch this every day till the end of days.

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And that's just the women of X.

Us men of X are fucking done with this shit. We built better skateramps back in the 80s than government built roads all the way up until now.

We don't need even need perimenopause to smell the BS or get pissed off at your 'tolerance' that's not tolerant.

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This is what my account here feels like anymore.

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Hear hear to this all day every day. Make California small business friendly again.

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

ABOLISH THE SMALL BUSINESS TAX!

In California, every business pays the state $800 a year just for existing, even if you don't make a DIME. That's nothing to Google or Anthropic. For someone just starting out, it's $800 gone before they've made their first sale.

I'll abolish it, and I'll VETO any new tax or fee that raises the cost of starting a small business.

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@rushicrypto And here we are still surviving. We'll be the only ones left at the rate shit is happening.

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Personal hot take:

I don't want want my games or the characters I pick just to be a math equation of what's better.

I need more than that.

[Russell Carroll - Dog Walking Author @DWARussell22]

Reminder that the finale to my epic fantasy trilogy is on pre-order now, only $1.99! 🔥
https://t.co/hdSNyh1F0Y

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@ian_snow @elonmusk

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@DWARussell22 @JamieKaos Even Dark Age of Camelot had housing after awhile.

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@TAR_Kirk @DWARussell22 @J0hnADouglas

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@VITO_G_Wagon Must be nice to have throw away money like this.

[JasonWMizer @JasonWMizer]

Looking for a book with Hitchhiker’s Guide / Spaceballs energy, but with more duct tape and worse decisions. Meet Space Cheese.

Now, be honest — how often do you quote anything out loud from these two IPs?