Coxsy

Direct of Football, Manchester United
(parody)

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

@FabrizioRomano United fans, do you want me to hijack this deal?
Sir Jim does whatever I tell him.

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

I sent you Rashford on loan to help you win La Liga and you still couldn’t afford to keep him so you sent him back.
Yet here you are blowing €80m on Gordon and chasing Adeyemi.
How do you clowns keep getting away with this bullshit?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Karim Adeyemi agreed terms with Barcelona and informed BVB he only wants Barça move.

Adeyemi, out of contract in June 2027 and not planning to sign new deal.

❗️ Barcelona sent an official bid to BVB to get Adeyemi now, working to get it done.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👏🏼 Pep Guardiola: “I want to congratulate Mikel Arteta and his group on reaching the UCL final - it’s good for Arsenal, but for English football”.

“The same like Aston Villa, Crystal Palace. Unai Emery and Glasner are excellent managers”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇨🇷 Patrick Sequiera plans to leave Casa Pia this summer in order to take the next step.

Portuguese side rejected a concrete offer from Bahia (City Football Group) in winter as now clubs from South America and Europe are showing interest.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ Understand Victor Osimhen deal with Al Hilal, about to collapse as there’s no agreement with the player.

👀 Galatasaray have entered strong in the race, trying to get the deal done.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Negotiations between Man City and OL for Rayan Cherki remain underway after agreement done with the player.

Cherki wants the move and the clubs are working on the financial package surely in excess of €30m.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇨🇴 Luis Diaz: “I’m very happy at Liverpool. They’ve treated me well since the first day”.

“We’re talking with other clubs. It’s the transfer window, it’s normal. If Liverpool renews my contract, or if I have to stay the 2 years I have left, I’ll be happy. It’s up to them”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵2️⃣ Both Rayan Aït-Nouri and Tijjani Reijnders will be joining Man City in time for FIFA Club World Cup.

🩺 Medical Aït-Nouri: Saturday.
🩺 Medical Reijnders: Sunday.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Atlético Madrid have reached an agreement with Johnny Cardoso on personal terms and advancing in talks to get deal done with Real Betis.

Package deal around €30m with bonuses and also potential players as part of the agreement now being discussed.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Former Juventus Head of Scouting and Granada director Matteo Tognozzi, currently in advanced talks to sign at Arsenal.

He’d be part of the team working under Andrea Berta.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Understand Tijjani Reijnders will undergo medical tests at Manchester City on Sunday.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇸🇦 Victor Osimhen remains high on Al Hilal list as new striker with talks ongoing to bring in the Nigerian forward.

€75m release clause available, Al Hilal are working on player side for a target now also approved by Simone Inzaghi.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Rayan Aït-Nouri to Manchester City, here we go! Agreement club to club done today for total fee close to €40m.

Understand medical tests will take place on Saturday.

The left back accepted City project earlier this week as revealed and medical will take place this weekend.

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

RT @FabrizioRomano: ⚪️⏳ Real Madrid and Benfica, in contact to reach full agreement on Álvaro Carreras deal.

He only wants Real Madrid. 🏁

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

@markgoldbridge Tuchel to blame for bringing on fresh legs to close down Vini and co. But not Neuer for that blunder ????? Think before you type Mark! 😑

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

@UTDTrey Sorry but I see you crying after the Liverpool game.

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

@FabrizioRomano What chances is he talking about?

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

@CFC_Janty My nan would save that too

[Coxsy @JasonWilcoxUTD]

@FabrizioRomano Reece James in the forward position 💀