Fake Jason Wood (parody)

Fake but no phoney. Tryin’ to be better than the real me

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

Thought I’d just shout in this noisey party of pissed off people. If you are unwanted, SHUSH IT n GO HOME. If you don’t know if you are unwanted,ask yourself,do I only complain and moan here?Do I aim to hurt or damage? I hope you have a good day. #auspol #insiders

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@daveanthony Fed Gov slogan - Why learn from history

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@daveanthony Suspect Mr M is waiting for the government will to act and fund big climate change machines ‘cause they love big machines paid for with government money only slightly less than being the peoples hero.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@Aitch_El @LyrebirdDream Great idea. If we all take our time at the self serve checkout putting our never breakdown plastic fruit stickers on the machines Coles will change its practice to being more sustainable. Or they’ll just put a sign up

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

Once upon a time pollie leaders were skilled orators who aimed to convince,no teleprompters. Now,Angus Taylor speaks looking right & left like he’s watching slow tennis,while reading a discriminatory Howard speech called wasn’t Straya great post WW2 immigration. #auspol

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@daveanthony Where’s that all American superhero to the rescue? Isn’t that what happens when the big bad guys get power? That’s what popular culture largely teaches. Sit still and watch. Sigh

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@daveanthony Some will and always will to small pieces of information. It’s what pollies rely on in our media swamp.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@NiallHarbison It’s okay, no more than okay, it’s bloody brilliant your voice is being truthful to how you feel in the fog. You might not feel it now but you are a light in the murky funk.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@DavidPocock Fed Gov should incentivise Strayan small businesses to develop a home grown industry electrifying existing vehicles ultimately with hardware and tech designed, made and maintained here. Big sustainable, societal and economic benefit. And there’s pride in ourselves too

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@LucyTurnbull_AO @TurnbullMalcolm Yes & have a 10 yr goal to have 80% of vehicles on road electrified. Fed Gov should support Strayan businesses to electrify existing cars/trucks with Strayan designed & manufactured hardware & tech. We don’t have 2 big auto comps but we love cars & can design & build great guts

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@JacintaAllanMP @AshPolitik How to make builders charge more for new homes and if mates with Builder Building Surveyers are used possibly extending dispute resolution after defects are found. Receiving a building inspection report is however sensible

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@ChaneyforCurtin @TonyHWindsor @spenderallegra How to tax to help young Strayans. Don’t tax super more. Do remove capital gains benefit after 3rd property. Don’t tax investment on Strayan made. Do make GST on affordable housing building in areas of demand a tax deduction. Don’t raise GST above 10%. Do Tax export of gas 20%.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@AgathaChocolats Flew off ceiling fan. Successful landing.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@chrisluxonmp Poor taste politicking. If you were in power when a global pandemic hit your government would have had to spend big too. You may not have spent the same way but you weren’t in power then so don’t know what was said in the room. Also, Covid never went away.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@reynoldsgareth Forever Gary

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@daveanthony O o o crufts agility course with dogs in little flag vests

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@10NewsMelb Strayan Pollie doing their job when credible allegations of corruption in a union come up-refer for independent enquiry & refer matter to police. So far 15 bad eggs found. Good. Can we respond like this when credible allegations of corruption are made against pollies? #auspol

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@DavidPocock Strayan Fed pollies should change law to stop Coles & Woolworths from forcing Strayan Farmers & food manufacturers to exclusively sell to ‘em. Such contracts give big supermarket the power, reducing opportunities for producers & cause food waste when C & W don’t like the packet

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@reynoldsgareth Watch it without sound and it could be an add for an exclusive gay gym kink hook up spa. Oh Merica

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@danilic @mrtonymartin Can’t survive or did big company overseas decide little Strayan company was not highly profitable but does have assets that can be stripped? Perhaps this is an opportunity for a new Strayan production company. Don’t reach for a stethoscope yet.

[Fake Jason Wood (parody) @JasonWoodMP]

@daveanthony The mask that masks depth, doubt and despair from The Joker