Jason Feinstein

Software Engineer @ Robinhood, Blacksmith @ Garage

Opinions are my own, not those of my company, especially opinions about the price of midcarbon alloy steel.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@KingCountyMetro did you know that the Transit Go Ticket app is not installable on the newest versions of Android? Please bump your targetSdk

[Johann Kerbrat @JohannKerbrat]

Robinhood Wallet is now available globally to @Android users! 🎉

Our mission to make Robinhood the most trusted and easiest way to use crypto expands by bringing our innovative self-custody web3 app to millions of #Android users around the world. 🗺️

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@AerLingus Of course i do.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@AerLingus What is going on with your support system? I've been waiting two hours just to talk to someone to pick seats for an upcoming flight.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@michaelosull03 @AerLingus Nope, 4+ hours later and still nothing.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@jandersen It's a very stable genius

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@grmnygrmny Mmm, ass pickles

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@zmarkan It's just a cheap knock off of Lucky Charms!

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@zmarkan Marshmallow Mateys... That's some fake American cereal if I've ever seen it. Maybe it's a spin on the awkward store-brand stuff?

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

My tax return nightmare with @HRBlock continues. Will never use them again.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@foyhtmaf7 @JesseMu13535086 @begui @GovRonDeSantis Nah, for you the smell would be stronger with a mask. Your breath is rank...

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@JesseMu13535086 @begui @foyhtmaf7 @GovRonDeSantis Skipping masks like you skip leg day.. apparently

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@NordicTrack FWIW, I waited on hold for 30 minutes. Then it said "Please wait while I connect your call", "Please wait while I connect your call", "Please wait while I connect your call" a few dozen times before it hung up on me. CLASSY.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

Hey @NordicTrack , my x22i's motor/motor controller went out for a THIRD time in two years this week. Waiting on hold with Icon support. What is the deal?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

DUDE SHUT UP WE DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD NOTICE THAT PLOT HOLE WE'RE NOT GIVING THE OSCAR BACK

[Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC]

Tell me African-Americans aren't Americans without telling me you're a racist @LeaderMcConnell.

"African-American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans."

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@jandersen I've been a fan of Liam Hoffman's work for a while. His axes are gorgeous. https://t.co/Tl72meTVle

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@AlaskaAir And now we get a whopping $24 in meal vouchers? This totally makes up for everything. Party time! /sarcasm

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

Hey @AlaskaAir , flight 635 was delayed for 2 hours before you let us off the plane, now another hour later you ask us to get back on and to turn our nonstop into one with a layover in Denver, and the thunderstorm might delay it further? Just cancel the damn flight.

[Jason Feinstein @JasonWyatt]

@AlaskaAir @AlaskaAir there we go.. did you anticipate that we would get deplaned again because the duty time elapsed? Just cancel it!