Jason Curtis

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

The average cost of a yacht (without upkeep) is 8.4M, which is a level of disposable income that most men under 40 don’t have.

So it’s officially “IG models on old rich guys yachts season”.

Change my mind.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Finally got my test results back from 23 and me.

It’s just a sheet with a single line drawn connecting three things: A leather jacket, a photo of the coat check at Studio 54 and what appears to be a finished plate of waffles.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

LA has better cults than NY, and also their rehab centers look like mid-century-modern Airbnb houses out in Long Island.

I’m kinda Jealous.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

How old are you? Now ask yourself: At this age who had a better sex life? You or your grandma.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

I bet magicians would thrive in a prison environment. They know how to hide things without having to put things in their rectum, they never get bored and they’re good at cards.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

I come from a strong line of people good at board games.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

I’m old enough that I had to learn my way around Manhattan after studio54 was closed but before smart phones existed.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

It’s fascinating that the #metoo movement arrived at the same moment where women have also never felt more comfortable objectifying themselves on Instagram for a living (with enormous financial results).

It’s like 2 televisions playing 2 different movies at the same time.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Fun fact about myself: Jazz night at any given place usually makes me want to kill myself.

Fun fact #2: I like Jazz

🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Anyone remember when Instagram was more than just naked girls and avocado toasts? That was pretty cool.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Part of growing up in NY is craving General Tso’s chicken regardless of how many times it makes you sick. 💩

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

My new biggest pet peeve is going to a coffee shop in NY and seeing some aspiring influencer trying to do a photo shoot with Zara / H&M clothes.

Instagram is actually ruining my favorite places.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

You’re not really influencing anything.

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Everyone is the creative director of their own blog that no one’s ever read. 💯 #lifestyle

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Lifehack: Spending an extra $4 on imported pasta makes life 50% more enjoyable. 🍝 #bucatini

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

Umad though? @elonmusk 🚀

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

New Years resolution: once a week mute 5 people who don’t call you back on instagram. Goodbye fair-weather friends, It’s been real.
😉

[Bonnie McFarlane @bonniemcfarlane]

me asking god for a sign

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

@elonmusk ever watch X-Files? That shit was sick bro. 👽

[Jason Curtis @JasonXcurtis]

@ChirpyMcChirps Yeah...but you didn’t have the patience to read my entire tweet and see the punchline at the bottom.

It is YOU that is what’s wrong with society!