Jason Zitzmann

Dad & Husband | America First | Houston Sports 🤘🏻

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

This stat from @SpaceCityHN is incredible:

[Jason Zitzmann @JasonZitzmann]

Just a thought. The day we make politicians wear body cams while they work like they are law enforcement is the day we get our country back.

[Jason Zitzmann @JasonZitzmann]

@HaterReport Clint Capella would never

[jackson @foreverstros]

Yordan Alvarez in the clubhouse every evening

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@DogecoinFool @magafan1776 It’s MoonBearPig

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

We cloned Gmail, except you're logged in as Epstein and can see his emails

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@catturd2 L

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

me liking all the Springer dinger videos on my feed

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

And how it sounded on Mariners radio

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

"Dad, what was Baker Mayfield's comeback like?"

[Jason Zitzmann @JasonZitzmann]

The Bengals at 3rd and 8 feels like 3rd and 21 for any other team in the league

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[New York Post @nypost]

‘We have him’: Trump says suspect ‘in custody’ for Charlie Kirk assassination https://t.co/MWtSh7gWje

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Jason Zitzmann @JasonZitzmann]

@Chandler_Rome “My main goal for today was to not get caught trying to hurt my teammate on national tv in a clip that goes viral. With that said, I think today was a good step forward.”

-Framber (probably)

[Mike 🥪 @DaddysHomeFF]

If I ever send you a low ball trade offer, I just want to be completely clear.
It is not because I don't understand value, it is because I have seen you do a lot of stupid shit in the past and I am trying to get in on that action.

[Justin Bracy @JustinBracy2]

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

[Jason Zitzmann @JasonZitzmann]

@DaColli22 https://t.co/wXpFqBmfQX

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

“The target's not on our back. We have a red dot on everyone else."

- Arch Manning

[Jason Zitzmann @JasonZitzmann]

Did Arch forget to charge the batteries on his red dot or what?