Jason Campbell

*Chill with Bob Ross season 1 episode 13 minute 15:35* // I'm in a band

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Random things I still remember

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@Upliftingvision @InternetH0F @nathanfielder this you?

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@PopCrave

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@ChipotleTweets Because I went 207 times in a year @ChipotleTweets #celebcardcontest

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Yo @ChipotleTweets, what the fuck you put in your sour cream? That shits 🔥

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Who knew the 5 dozen reusable wegmans bags I have collected over the years would be exactly what I needed for moving apartments

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Damn, a broken condom offers more protection than this Washington OL

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It’s weird watching the Little League World Series because I’m old enough to be all these kids dad now 👴

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As football season approaches, this is my yearly tweet to petition for a Super Bowl halftime magic show instead of a concert.

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The world needs a @taylorswift13 & @JamesBayMusic collaboration

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Things I get really mad at: losing a match in @RocketLeague and not winning a free @ChipotleTweets burrito

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@SupportRequests #0324514209

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Know how there’s pool tables at bars? There should also be ping pong tables

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@mitchvdb @betterlovers No blue cheese

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@mitchvdb @betterlovers I’d like a double order please

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Hey @ChipotleTweets thanks for forgetting my fucking sour cream. . . Again

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Me watching World Cup: This makes me wanna play rocket league

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I literally work for a billion dollar company and the pizza they get the office is from Top’s 🤦‍♂️

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Damn, new Kelly Clarkson slaps

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Every order makes a difference. Order from Pizza Wizard to show your support today. https://t.co/2274BJ8h6u 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

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Yo @ChipotleTweets, is visiting you 207 times in a year to much? 👀