Jason Guevara

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[flex @lowkflex]

Nigga I thought the cup was blasting off

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: “Just buy a house instead of renting.”

ME: “Average house is $420,000.”

BOOMER: “Get a mortgage then.”

ME: “Rates are at 7%. That’s $2,800 a month.”

BOOMER: “Cut back on expenses.”

ME: “I don’t eat out. I don’t travel. I drive a 2015 Civic.”

BOOMER: “Maybe get a second job.”

Funny how every solution means working more for a system that keeps making the finish line further away.

But nobody ever tells the banks to lower the rates.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

Most men can't get a date so they have next to zero experience talking to a woman.

[Icee Q. Bagsworth @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[Nostalgia Daily @nostalgia_]

You just had to be there

[🌂 @desi0re]

being gaslit on facebook marketplace

[Android Authority @AndroidAuth]

Apple Photos users will finally be able to share albums with their Android friends https://t.co/bS74D5LNhq

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

[Pubity @pubity]

Xbox CEO Asha Sharma ended Xbox's FanFest event in LA by giving every fan in attendance a free Xbox 25th anniversary console.

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[lovedarksoul @lovedarksoul]

THE GOOD OLD DAYS

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Ages 25–30 are really tough. You’re dealing with a shrinking friend group,aging parents,fixing the financial mistakes from ur early 20s,your career and your health. You’ve gotta find time to heal your mind. You just have to.

[katyakay @katyakayy]

My boyfriend suddenly became obsessed with going to the gym.
New clothes.
New haircut.
New confidence.
I thought he was preparing to leave me.
One day I asked why he'd changed.
He looked embarrassed.
Then admitted:
"One kid called me 'uncle' last month."

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

SpongeBob as random objects