Me: It's like trying to catch a fart. You can keep reaching for it, but you'll never grab it.
Uproarious laughter suddenly stops
Chris: Who's trying to catch a fart?
#twi
It always puzzles me when people smell like the inside of a hamster cage. Like do they really love hamsters? Or were they just attacked by a wild pack at a @Petco
Surely, we can't stand for this.
This man after 37 years of acting still takes on incredible roles and makes amazing movies because he gets it. It's not a competition. Love what you love.
Some people have been asking if we have a registry. We do. Here’s the link: Tara & @Jason_Latorre's Baby Registry https://t.co/FuofwBv5c7
Thank you to everyone who’s already gotten something for Riley! 🤗
@KinjaDeals The PlayStation Plus deal has been dead since last week. Every time I enter the CHEAPPSDEAL code I get this response “You have products in your cart that cannot be purchased with a discount.”
@AgentM@OfficialBlueyTV@OfficialBlueyTV is the greatest kids show ever made. It's actual wholesome content that your kid can watch without being over their shoulder.
.@Tara_Latorre - I don't know why we eat all this food when we're just going to poop and pee it out. Why don't we just eat that one thing... What's it called?
Me - Soylent Green?
Tara - Yea why can't we eat that?
Me - https://t.co/gDmWCX59qI