Jason

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

@MrBeast Exactly 1 million. (1,000,000 pennies)

[Team Black @bestoftheblacks]

"He was the grandson of a king, the brother of a king, husband to a queen. Two of his sons and three of his grandsons would sit the Iron Throne, but the only crown that Daemon Targaryen ever wore was the crown of the Stepstones, a realm he made himself with blood and fire"

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

Athletes in interviews love to explain that they don’t ACTUALLY make the money in their contract because taxes

Like we know bro literally everyone pays those

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity andhappiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

@BolognaBudz @RearAdBsBlog Well apparently you’re dumber than a dude who works at *checks notes* Barstool Sports. So uhhhh, I think you might be the one missing a few brain cells here and there, pal.

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

@MarrecYann1 @Katta_Offl There was literally an entire scene of him accepting them as his own grandchildren and that history remembered names over blood. These writers are making my head hurt.

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

If I’m in the Ducks financial office I think I would just quit rather than deal with the headache the front office is about to throw at you. All time pettiness from Philly, just beautiful

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

We have tendered an offer sheet to Anaheim center Leo Carlsson. The offer is a five-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $18M, which would require four of the Flyers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation. https://t.co/nfhD4h6nEc

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

Saying this in a golden plated Oval Office is like all the Trump years rolled into one clip. Just corruption at untold levels

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Almost anything my kids do -- if they buy a truck -- they have inside information"

[Acyn @Acyn]

Hunt: Do you believe Israel has a right to exist?

El-Sayed: Now the question about a right to exist is interesting because nobody's ever asked me whether or not I believe Palestine has a right to exist. Israel exists. The question is whether or not we want a politics where our money is sent over to Israel to do genocide and apartheid, instead of investing in our own kids.

Hunt: Does it have a right to exist?

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

This lady has the most nondescript face of all time -- a real-life Ann from Arrested Development -- and thinks she needs the Secret Service to escort her from her townhome to her town car to her locked office to her town car to her townhome

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

It’s now been 1,000 days since the genocide in Gaza began. I’ll never forget the overwhelming feeling of dread and horror, knowing the hell Israel would unleash on October 8th. Their sadism surpassed my wildest expectations. Free Palestine, always and forever 💔🇵🇸

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

@MaplePeache Based on the signature….yikes

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: JD Vance just said in an interview that he thinks you are going to be the leading Democratic candidate for president in 2028. What’s your response to that?

AOC:

[🏃🏻‍♀️ @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[Buff_err 🐉F&B spoilers @buff_err]

"Nonsense. It's a chair made of steel blades. Rhaenyra had wanted it all her life and had sacrificed two sons for it, she likely griped the damn thing too tight."

-Robert Baratheon (GOT History and Lore,The Dance of Dragons)

#Houseofthedragon

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

@infinitethird Why is this @Jomboy_ ?

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

Democrats messaging problem might be fixed. Just have Republicans say the DSA agenda out loud with such fervor and disgust that people go “wtf is wrong with this guy?”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: The DSA… this is their platform. They put this on paper!  

Abolish the electoral college or replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy, expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and rank choice voting in all elections… End all military and economic aid to Israel, prosecute US and Israeli leaders responsible for the genocide in Gaza

[sus ಠ_ಠ @susravioli]

@Acyn @MeidasTouch

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

This is unironically the best way to win in the NBA now. Trade for picks from teams way down the line, the picks have less value bc they’re a shot in the dark but with the new lottery rules, adding as many 1st round picks as you can is a great strategy.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading Miles Bridges, a 2029 first-round pick and a 2027 second-round pick to the Phoenix Suns for Grayson Allen, Royce O'Neale and a 2033 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

@hedhedthe It’s just even better considering everybody is Italian. Another man probably puts his hand on the back of another mans head and they touch foreheads like every other episode, but god forbid a man eat some pussy

[Jason @Jason_vh88]

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and the 9th episode is fucking hilarious. Tony’s Uncle gets openly mocked for literally just eating pussy and it’s a gigantic blow to his ego. Dude literally couldn’t handle being known as a Bushman of the Kalahari