@TheMAURYShow This is just an appreciation post for the man himself, Maury Povich. Thanks for being on T.V. after a long day of elementary school. #blessed#longtimefan
@chillsubs Fuck Oxford Comma, then marry them and finally kill them while Semicolon and Em Dash are accessories to murder in the back seat of my 06 Honda that have no plates.
I WROTE THIS! Read it, Nerd.
P.S. Apologies for calling you a nerd. I was just excited that my story got published by @hippocampusmag . #nohardfeelings
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