Jason

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you portrayed an inanimate object in your elementary school play, I wonder how much it sealed your destiny. #AmIATree

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@drmistercody @realDonaldTrump Tell us what you really think @drmistercody

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@realDonaldTrump #trumpfail #TrumpLiesMatter

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@realDonaldTrump like your daughter is? Fool

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@mikebaldwin the best I'm hoping for is to be a house pet when out alien overlords come. #positivethinking

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

#Facebook is a great place to cause a little #chaos amoung family. #boarderlineperonalitydisorder #ChaosAngel

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

y do #Christian door door take it personal when u just want info. Questions r real. Im not trying to insult you. #Dadlife #ThursdayThoughts

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

Because people want you to split from the country you're in?? #Trump #mrbrexit #ThursdayThoughts #make https://t.co/9gVuuy59L8

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They will soon be calling me MR. BREXIT!

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@drmistercody it's information like this that gets me through my day.#sharin! #NeverStop #sharing 😉🤓🖖

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

The real reason #Christian dont by climate change is the #bible says theyll get a new Earth so screw this one right?! #GodsPlan #Faith #real

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

Bein able to write what you choose & not be forced to print what ppl in charge want Is the definition of Free press https://t.co/m7wva1DNQA

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is not "freedom of the press" when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false!

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@hellofunnygirl1 that is F**king epic!!! Hahaha😄😄😄

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

For some guy that claims he's so rich. Why not buy a new paper outlet ya moron. #trumppence #TrumpSacrifices https://t.co/Va2GxgPdqN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My rallies are not covered properly by the media. They never discuss the real message and never show crowd size or enthusiasm.

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Why Batman's Origin Isn't So Tragic - https://t.co/lgtZzSV8G3

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

#MichaelPhelps should be the new #Aquaman. He fits the comic version better. Best swimmer in the world/or in superhero shape. #Rio2016

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

Do you think weed is considered a performance enhancing drug in the competitive world of #hotdogeatting #420 #Rio2016 #lifeissues #realtalk

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

Wife: My dshwsher doesnt clean well I hate tec
Me: we live by a creek
Wife:
Me: ur right rinsin sucks #1stworldproblems #whitegirlissues

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

@hellofunnygirl1 yes!!!😆😃

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

I've got that same fishing pole @orlandobloom is using. I don't see the big deal. #Orlandobloom #jealous #FishingBlues

[Jason @Jasonbat18]

Do you think squirrels ever get distracted by humans when they're talking? All......Oh HUMAN! #squirrels #dadlife #dadthought #deepthoughts