Sock Cop

A sock. Catchin' speeders and twitch streaming. I'm probably watchin' a #VHS. #DontBeSpeedin #SockCop2024

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

You're more likely to find me here - https://t.co/hnZkZMgDUn
or
https://t.co/pEvNevmb6i

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@SapphireSong91 Yes indeedios! Thanks for checking in my friend

[🌟 GOLDI 🌟 @TheQueenGoldi]

yes.
I have been streaming for 10 YEARS.
I will be celebrating next friday - 2/27 and I will be streaming all day long.
If you have ever loved a piece of my content, please help me spread the word <3

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Happy Friday the 13th from me, your old pal Jason!

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

Whe dads speak

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@dhancock110 Because it's a horrible creature!

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@LonghornJoker Ddhdhe
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[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@dhancock110 On my way!

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Happy Halloween!! 🎃👻 🥰🥰

[🌟 GOLDI 🌟 @TheQueenGoldi]

Awwwwwww some howl-iday mail from my favorite sock!
Thanks @jasonburglar 🥰

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Gorilla with a Selfie Stick: The Musical!

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Thanks for the 8 or 9 good years, Twitter #MyXAnniversary

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

What happens when a sock, a monster, and a talking roll of toilet paper get together?

I have no idea! But I'm sure there will be some TOILET SCIENCE!

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@The_Ambassador_ Miss you
Love you
Proud of you
You're doing great

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Today I played Tomb Raider 2, then watched Goldberg wrestle. The year is 1998 and you can't convince me otherwise

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Thank you SO MUCH @NinePointFive_ for the awesome raid on last night's stream! It was so great to see you, @KattatoniaTTV, and all the chickens 🐔
Smooches for youse!

[Mark Pahlow @mcpheeceo]

Rufus was trained at the I.Q. Zoo in Hot Springs, Arkansas, with positive reinforcement techniques developed by animal psychologist Keller Breland.

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

I do not cook my steaks "rare" or "well done"
I am a man of culture.
I cook them "RAW" or "Smackdown"

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@LunchmeatVHS It's a scientific fact

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

Guess I'll just have a biscuit

[Sock Cop @jasonburglar]

@LeBlorstOfTimes *boop*