Jay Simon

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

.@Apple who can I talk to about my Apple Cash account? I have sent something to escalations on your side and @GreenDotBank side to help me unlock my account and I’ve heard nothing back from either of you in more than a week. VERY FRUSTRATING.

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

@jerseymikes FREE SUB

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@saeg2k3 @PokemonGoApp Got Snorlax at a gym raid. Still haven't seen Vulpix though

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@thisiswenzel @esjesjesj https://t.co/jhTUvLgc4E

"The platform bowed to one of the key demands made by Brazil’s supreme court by appointing a legal representative in the country. It also paid outstanding fines and took down user accounts that the court had ordered to be removed..."

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@ThePowellReport @RonFilipkowski [Reputable Citation Needed]

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@SanhoTree @paulsla1539372 Some real fun choices in the video too (Animal and Beaker stand out to me)

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@SanhoTree @paulsla1539372 Ask, and ye shall receive. https://t.co/JDCogbxd3W

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

@DavidsumnerFilm @CritGoblin But a typical one, to believe that parties don’t change platforms over decades. https://t.co/yprafdE70v

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

@DavidsumnerFilm @CritGoblin A disingenuous and inaccurate argument, to say the least. https://t.co/k0wSx0T667

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I have a penis

I’ve had it for a while & even used it a few times

I’m also against unsolicited dick pics, rape & pedophilia. I’m not “anti-penis.” In fact, I’d bet MOST penis owners want laws to protect kids & prevent sexual assault

See how it works?

This tweet is about guns.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Well, that was fun. As always Ted, you’re a friendless, cowardly embarrassment and your beard looks stupid.

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

And couldn’t help but notice this article when I went looking for your “Creepy” one…

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

Hey @Newsweek, why would you title your article about @POTUS using pejorative labels that @realDonaldTrump used to mudsling in the ‘20 campaign (or allow @msn to relabel it such)?

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

I mean, you didn’t label it like that on your own page.

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@johneboi5 “Possessed by a Gay Lemon”

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@MalcolmHI How about you? Everything good?

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

Oh, I’m sure there are some fine folks on BOTH sides of this bomb-mailing situation.

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

@MalcolmHI hey man! All is well. I am in Houston now (well, Spring), and doing OK. Had the work-from-home for a while but now back in the office.

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@listen2drescher @hannibalburess @Hasbro Further, it looks to have been more popular (at least in writing) in the 1940s, if I can call something “popular” at the 0.000012% level!

[Jay Simon @Jasonovich]

@cullyjohnston @listen2drescher @hannibalburess @Hasbro Sorry, not according to Merriam-Webster's definition of "panama"
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