Jason Land

Beer wrangler.
Now with added muscles!
I like certain things very much.

[Jason Land @Jasonremster]

@BBC6Music #TShirtDay
Not a tee, not a band, I'm not at work (Furloughed) but....

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@trivet1806 Wow, Edgelord, I bow to your superior knowledge, cutting insight and pithy comment on EVERYTHING.
or...why not kiss my balls.

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@drhingram The Joy Of Eyeballing.

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@pollybirkbeck Is this Silvio Berlusconi?

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@Flushingout100 @siobhanworld You appear to be unwilling or unable to post a profile picture so why in the fucking wild world of all that is bastard comprehensible should any motherfucker listen to your shite advice?
Asking for me.

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@drhingram @Philip_Goff You've got a lot of followers Dr. H, I came up with "Ronan the Barbarian" - he butchers songs.
Never got any clout for it, think it's one of my best ever.
Help.

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@siobhanworld @Mammabell15 Do you find it hard to get an appointment?

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@dank_ackroyd I'd have an elective spinal tap performed on me for absolutely no medical reason rather than watch Mr. Bean.

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@drhingram Sick to death of that song, and her, the mardy bint.

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@dank_ackroyd Nina Persson winked at me when I was in the front row of an A Camp gig at The Glee Club. BEAT THAT.

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@drhingram "Son, I'm thirty
I only went with yer mother cos she's dirty"

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@siobhanworld Beautiful. That is all I have to say.

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@LoveAmyPond_ I won't try and convince you you're wrong...you like what you like.
I will say however I can't listen to a single second of anything that fat, sweaty Yank ever recorded.

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@drhingram There's some dirty bastards out there...

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@dank_ackroyd We can't turn it off duh...

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@drhingram The Beatles were aliens

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@siobhanworld R.E.M. and U2 want a word...

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@drhingram My Dad discovered it on his first trip to Greece years ago, I've been having to find it ever since. Good job I work for a drinks wholesaler.

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@drhingram A place with a gold radiator?!
The audacity.

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@drhingram You are a genius.
Evil, but a genius.