Jasper Coltrane

I like eating, sleeping, bounding, leaping, getting petted, and chewing on stuff.

[Tony Rice @rtphokie]

You might be cool, but you'll never be "include your dogs in your official astronaut photo" cool

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Furry hume has started doing these "dog" yoga poses around the house, but he looks nothin' like a dog. Grrr.

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

As hard as I try, I don't think I'll ever understand battery-operated drills. Grrr.

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

If Shore Fisherpersons were just a little neater, Lake Lanier Shore Sweep would be a lot easier! Grrrrrr.

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Arfy arf day, Furry Hume! Thanks for Frisbees!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Furry hume says he's figured out what kind of dog I am:

a "cray-hound".

I think it's some kind of joke.

#notfunny

Grrrrr.

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Saw my first freight train up close yesterday. Loud! And Fast! But I think I could have caught it if furry hume would have let me. Arf! Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

I'll tell you what the beautiful white expanse of snow needs; it needs a little brown pile right in the middle. Arf! Arf! #CanineLandscaping

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Big bark-out to cousin Daisy in Columbus. Heard you found one of my old chew-sticks. Go for it!! Arf! Arf! Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Hume said "That's not edible, Jasper." Ha! Anything's edible if I can get it in my mouth! Arf! Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Thanks to @mckenzielauren for a new profile picture. Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Thanks to the cold weather, my water on the dock was "on the rock." Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Got my fur blown dry after a bath yesterday. Grr. Hume assured me that I am still a real dog; he said I was Mayor of Dogville. Arf! Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Furry hume just called Bobbi Lou the cat, "Lobby Boo." Cat scowled. I loved it. Arf!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

I've just discovered the nicest white watering bowls place conveniently throughout the house. #NoShame

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

I suppose with a middle name like Coltrane, it was only a matter of time until furry hume shortened "Jasper" to "Jazz." #JustCallMeForDinner

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

... but what if the hand that feeds you looks really, really tasty? #rationalization

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

Furry hume just put two elk bones in my mouth and called me a "saber-toothed poodle." #bonehead #HumeHumor-NOT!

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

New white flags around the yard beep when I get near them. Looks like someone is giving up. It might be me. Grrrrr.

[Jasper Coltrane @JasperColtrane]

.@RepDougCollins Even a dog knows when to stop barking. It's time to end the shutdown & and try some better ways to serve your district!