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I’ve been to the future, and trust me, it ain’t worth it.

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@BBCSport I bet that made Jessica feel old. 😳

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@DzintraSullivan Mad Dog 2020. Obvs. 🙄

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@fesshole He said “come on then, if you know better, make me wrong”.
So I just replied “what about the Dartford crossing?” His face dropped and he ignored me for the rest of the tour.
But, some of the other tourists started to ask me questions. 😂

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@fesshole I ran a pub in London for a few years and when tourists asked the best sights to see, I would recommend the open top bus tours. One day I thought I’d better actually go on one and, as you say, what they were telling the punters was largely bollocks. Cont

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@fesshole I whispered to my misses a few times about the inconsistencies, and we were quietly taking the piss. Then, after noticing this a few times, the guide called me out.
He had just said “this is Tower Bridge, the last bridge over the Thames”. Cont

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@sweatsntopknots No thank you. But, bless you for asking.

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@DzintraSullivan @MarkBow25259003 Is!!

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@DzintraSullivan Smile and say “Job done”.

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@MarkS9808874678 @Rainmaker1973 R

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@rodstewart Plymouth Argyle?

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@Liedora2 @DzintraSullivan I came here to say exactly that. 😂

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@DzintraSullivan Eleventy eight militones.

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@RealLucyDavis He was in that thing, with whats ‘is name, you know.

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Guess where I am @pamii

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@DzintraSullivan You’ll get used to it. 🙄

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@DzintraSullivan Now, you have my attention. 😉

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@Ashy_slashee “Dogs can’t look up!”

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@DzintraSullivan Easy, I can get to two or three cities within half an hour in the UK. *finally smug about how small my country is.
😂😂😂

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@pamii Morning Pamii, hope you and yours are well, long time no speak.
Me and my wife have holidayed up your way three years on the trot now. We are up there for August again this year. We are staying at Kielder, and Hexham to explore the southern part of the region.

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@PostingOften Why is everything black and white?