Jasper the Friendly Ghost

26, he/him
maybe I'll start posting art instead of getting mad at transphobes

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

gay people: i’m gay

society: ok

the glass-hating horse:

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Um sorry, I can't go barhopping with you tonight. I only get turnt for Christ :)

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I know I haven't posted in months but that dumbass tweet has haunted me daily

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A few years ago I made a post about how Rocky Horror is like the Office for gay ppl, in terms of millennial cringe

That was a dogshit take, I'm sorry for being such a party pooper

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This has been my intrusive thought every time she does a quip

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*Karlach voice*
G'DAY CUNTS

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

Reminder that the average Roman peasant ate a more nutritious diet than you, worked fewer hours a day, got 100 days a year of vacation and feasting time, and had access to free healthcare and HBO

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@cat_auras

[Sam Collins @itsSamCollins]

Me when someone says “you don’t look transgender”

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@fasc1nate Fun fact, Binti is actually the niece of Coco the gorilla! Last I heard she's a grandmother now, and I believe she's still at the same zoo

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@GarfieldFan998 Wait I thought that app died in like 2014 what

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@Nodibean_ TRULY THO

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@LeftAtLondon I never use Spotify but I had to do my duty 🫡 congrats queen

[The Meme-Industrial Complex @MemeIndustrial]

@kamaufranklin This must be stopped