Jasper Kohler

my names on your toilet huh

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

So funny of her to double down on this because she is actually not a good actor at all and gave the performance of a call of duty npc in that show

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Gina Carano is sueing Disney and Lucasfilm for discrimination and wrongful termination

She is seeking a court order that would force Lucasfilm to recast her

Elon Musk is paying her legal bill because of his promise to support those who claim they have been discriminated against on Twitter

(via @THR)

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

am I crazy or is this EXACTLY how she would rap

[The Female Rap Room @girlsinrap]

BACKWOOD BRAT style is so unique y’all ain’t seeing her 😮‍💨

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Safe travels weirdo 🥰

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

I know a book she would LOVE

[mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory]

I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?

This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

This is by far my favorite Premiere error and not even in a sarcastic "adobe sucks" kind of way like it's so cute that the file straight up could not be bothered. I always feel bad when I disturb the file while it's busy like sorry file do your thing I can wait.

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

It’s so fucked up that they execute the love island contestants that get voted off :/

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

it’s fucked up that if you buy 10 things that are $10 you just spent $100 like that came out of nowhere what the hell

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Am I stupid or is this nothing

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

This headline might as well be “Apple Falls From Tree Thanks to Gravity”

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

whichever presidential candidate plans to make flash mobs an act of domestic terrorism has my vote I’m now a single issue voter

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

I have a pretty good casual nod/wave thing goin with my neighbor is this what the american dream is

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Gilmore girls is the ultimate fantasy because it’s just about two people who eat absolute garbage, engage in little to no exercise and then somehow still look incredible

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

@GreerSydnee 👎

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. Does it take place at Christmas? Yes. Can you watch it at christmas? Sure. Can you watch it any other time? Also yes. Can you watch Home Alone in July? No what the fuck is wrong with you

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

sometimes there’s a lot of pressure to have an interesting life to share with people over the holidays but also sometimes the bar is so slow for example my grandma just said “boy you were hungry finished your whole plate!”as if that is an impressive thing for a 23 year old to do

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

@onehellofatown adult coloring AND 10% off?? That’s what I call the art of the deal

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Idk why everyone’s freaking out it would be weirder if he got paid $40 million a year to throw a ball and couldn’t do this

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steph Curry just casually making 5 full court shots in a row

WTF IS THIS WITCHCRAFT @PatBevPod

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Working at fox news is probably so much fun like they just get to write onion articles that people take seriously

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

Mastered? This is the most fucked up way to jump a rope I’ve ever seen

[Jasper Kohler @JasperKohler]

I like how left wing extremism is when you can make your forza character something other than a white guy and right wing extremism is like domestic terrorism

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

can you guess what game this is a review of?