Jasper Jax

I’m just trying to work for Barstool Sports one day

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

@Jared_Carrabis I’m a man of my word

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

FINAL: Astros 6, Yankees 5.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[J.R.R. Dodson @jrrdodson]

For those of you who missed the unofficial announcement or who were *understandably* waiting for the official one to make sure it’s not some sort of practical joke: here you go. As I’ve said to some of you, this is God’s amazing and undeserving grace on full display.

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

KJ Jefferson appreciation tweet.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

PUT IN BORTLES

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

@j_mee949 Birds aren’t real

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

@j_mee949 You probably did

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

I would let @Dan_G33 have mine but it’s about a foot shorter so he would have to take both

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

@BarstoolBigCat The offensive line will be what kills GB in the NFC Championship

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

@BarstoolBigCat

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

@bethany_len My father was appalled the first time.

[Jasper Jax @JasperSquax]

My man @Dan_G33 is making a difference out there!

[Chase Hughes @chasedcsports]

The Wizards are now 5-1 in games Daniel Gafford has played since he was traded.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i’m in too deep

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GONZAGA SAYS GOODNIGHT @BSSportsbook

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Suggs to the table after hitting the buzzerbeater. Legendary @stoolbenchmob https://t.co/AxaVv5k5Yh

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MADNESS

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I LOVE THIS TOURNAMENT