Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225

Air Force veteran, undercover superhero, & overall good guy. These are my daily musings & I march to the beat of my own drum.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

Fuck. OKC. That’s all.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

Kobe described ESPN best back in the day: “Bunch of idiots.”

It’s the Kardashian-effect. That fool Kendrick Perkins having a cushy job as an “analyst” with his trash credentials is reflective of today’s society. Talentless hacks given a platform to spew nonsense for ratings/$$$

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Charles Barkley hasn’t even started at ESPN and he already wants all the smoke with Kendrick Perkins

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

That’s your first dunk? Your FIRST dunk?! C’mon man…

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

NFL not beating the rigged allegations early. The fix is in!

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@lilmagicXXI Not as hilarious as the shot of his butt 😂😂

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

“I have a biting fixation.” Well, yea go ask Evander Holyfield about it. He knows. 😂

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@theliamnissan I mean, you can’t really eliminate something that’s nonexistent in the first place…

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

Tracking the game online and I knew the game was over when I heard fireworks. Gotta love LA. 😂

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@theliamnissan Dollar Store? Not even. This is “Sketchy Guy with broken down station wagon selling knock offs at the back of an abandoned Walmart Thor” to be precise.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@MrJonCryer “Rules for thee, but not for me.” He’s just presenting white privilege in its purest form. Felony convictions don’t carry the same repercussions when the privilege applies to you.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@TonyHinchcliffe Not sure what’s more astounding. The lack of self awareness that this “joke” really wasn’t meant as a joke, or the level of entitlement to pull out the “I can’t be racist because I love ____” card.

Bro, if you voluntarily associate w/ Nazis/Fascists/Bigots, you’re 1 of ‘em.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@RobertKennedyJr Is the nuclear war in the room with us right now? That worm really did a number on your brain (if you had one to begin with).

Someone come get their grandpa and tuck him in for a nap. He’s spouting nonsensical horseshit again.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

Must be tough being a Republican politician. Some of you have prestigious degrees (e.g. Masters, PhD’s, JD’s) & worked your butt off to get where you are & the top of your party’s ticket is this bumbling moron who has the IQ of a mop bucket covered in week old horse shit.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@RepLuna @KamalaHarris @GovRonDeSantis @VP You single-handedly created a new category of stupid. It’s public knowledge you voted against the very same funding you’re whining about. But we all know you know the truth & this is nothing more than pandering & to rile up the equally intellectually-challenged MAGA crowd.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

Hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen because we’ll get another groundbreaking epiphany from this rocket scientist when he discovers that grass is green, the sky is blue, & that water is wet.

We really need a higher bar when it comes to education for our elected officials.

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Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) speaks against solar energy because “at night, it just doesn’t work.”

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@LPNH You collective bag of morons may want to brush up on the 1st Amendment and what’s considered “free speech” under the U.S. Constituiton. TLDR: Incitement of Violence is NOT one of them.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@4lisaguerrero Before the orange clown came along we had no idea who the closeted racist/bigots/morons are. Now it’s all out in the open for everyone to see. This, perhaps, is the one silver lining from the clown and his MAGA movement.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@4lisaguerrero If lacking self awareness/common sense is like a virus with a high mortality rate, these MAGA fools would be dropping dead like flies.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@DerekCressman Weird coming from a guy whose financial backer is a billionaire, sans the celebrity status, who easily lumps into that same category. Peter Thiel must be experiencing the worst case of buyer’s remorse after picking this douchecanoe.

[Law Offices of Storm Trooper #1225 @Jasper_3]

@TheRickWilson The mistake is assuming he had any sliver of intelligence in that mop top hollow dome of his to begin with.