Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I'm a Blue Merle Border Collie dug living on the Isle of Skye. My hoodad is @BobOnSkye

[Diane Hart Collie Dog Rescue, Wales @HartCollie]

Apparently, if we get 5 million views of our @twitter posts in 3 months, we get a share of @elonmusk creator revenue!

So can we go 'viral' and help our 100 dogs at our rescue in Wales 🇬🇧 ?

Please SHARE SHARE SHARE 🙏 😊

#DogRescue 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐾🐾🐾

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

Happy Sunday! Anyone want to share my (holidays) doughnut?

[Ripley_Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾🐶 @ripley_collie]

This morning @Jasper_Collie & I took our new pal Broc @HelenArmet for an adventure in our garden.
He loved the waterfall up the top
Followed by a game of football wiv @BobOnSkye & @ColliesandCakes

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

My new friend Broch @HelenArmet came to see me and @ripley_collie today! @Blazespage and Laoch also came along!

[ColliesandCakes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦅 @ColliesandCakes]

Ohhhhh @Jasper_Collie why do you get called glaikit 🤣🤣🤣

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Some important information about the upcoming eclipse.

Dogs will become much more hungry due to the extra solar radiation, give them second breakfast. Failure to do so could result in your dog being very very hungry.

During totality, things like biscuits, fish treats and moose legs will be imbued with coronal power. Feeding these to your dog will give them the power of speech, but only during totality.

Do not stare directly into the eclipse before totality. If you must stare at something, stare deep into your dogs eyes. You get a mystical warm feeling without the permanent eye damage.

Animals and creatures may become confused by the sun noping out of existence temporarily, sooth your dog with third breakfast.

Finally, during the eclipse, your cat’s evil doppelgänger may appear, brought about by the splitting of the universe during totality. Do not touch this doppelgänger and do not approach, it is pure evil. It will disappear after the eclipse, but be careful it doesn’t replace your current cat as a switch here is permanent. To avoid this catastrophe, feed your dogs the cat’s food to keep the doppelgänger confused and off balance.

Follow us for more eclipse tips.

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

Me and @ripley_collie are on our way home and our pawesome hooparents have bought us snossidge rolls!

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

I haz had a great day out today exploring dams and waterfalls with @ripley_collie

[ColliesandCakes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦅 @ColliesandCakes]

Sunny afternoon at home with happy doggos
@ripley_collie @Jasper_Collie

[Ripley_Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾🐶 @ripley_collie]

This is the face of an absolute moron
He's got a proper attitude around 8pm every night when we're all trying to chill out
Hoomum had to take him out yesterday afternoon on a "special" walk for "special" dogs to tire him out
@Jasper_Collie has broken wiring this week 🤣

[Ripley_Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾🐶 @ripley_collie]

Me and @Jasper_Collie were chewing our rough bones in stereo.
The noise was deafening the hoomans 🤣🤣

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

@Rapidolass @BobOnSkye @ColliesandCakes Thank you!

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

@doctormrsscott @BobOnSkye @ripley_collie @ColliesandCakes Fanks!

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

@Sandie79268707 @BobOnSkye @ColliesandCakes Thank you!

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

@Sile1888 @BobOnSkye @ColliesandCakes Fanks!

[Bob Moss 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BobOnSkye]

Happy gotcha day @Jasper_Collie ! I can't believe it's 7 years since me and @ColliesandCakes picked you.

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

Are you sharing that Dad? I luvs sossidges!

[Ripley_Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾🐶 @ripley_collie]

Happy 7th Birthday to my glaikit wee brother @Jasper_Collie

[Ripley_Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐾🐶 @ripley_collie]

Went to the beachy today and found dis Welly!
I fink there's a fella somewhere with a wet foot 😂😂😂

[Jasper Collie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Jasper_Collie]

Me and @ripley_collie have just had our Christmas dinners!