jasper smith

toronto

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this might be it. this might be what turns me into an old man shouting at the clouds

[helena riley @freshhel]

Its amazing how he’s never had a job but can do a spot on impression of everyone’s least favorite coworker

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe your bits were so good today, i’m proud of you

[redacted @aquariusdays]

how are you 28 and not completely humiliated to be in a relationship w a 20 year old

[Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods]

As my 8yo daughter, who seems to have received mostly my genes, gets funnier and funnier, I see more and more clearly how fun it is to hang out with me.

[Hannah Rehak @InanimateCub]

wish there was sound so we could hear his slam poetry https://t.co/nGgX2BxijA

[KirbyDad @KirbyDad985]

Dont sweat it if you havent found a job yet. King Charles is 73 and he started his first job today.

[MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP]

A classic from a suspended account. I think about it and die laughing every time

[jasper smith @Jaspercsmith]

@kevinmorby eddie van halen has a feel to die for. bob dylan, and john lennon.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to feel safer and camouflage. So some aquarists decided to 3d print tiny hats for them

[Reid @reeeeeeiiiiiid]

they wouldn't call it "the champagne of beers" if it was bad

[L’Apey @ouiouiapey]

Oh no I don’t do coke I just really like being in the bathroom